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Welcome to the very special swine flu, or as we're calling it, at the stranger,

Snout Break edition of the Savage Lovecast.

Not that I'm freaked out about the swine flu.

I'm not.

I'm usually kind of a hypochondriac and a paranoid and kind of easily panicked and a worrywart. So when I told my friends that I was not really

worried about swine flu, they of course responded with that's one of the first symptoms of

swine flu is that you're not worried about swine flu. So now I'm totally terrified of the swine flu,

as I hope you are. I do hope though there's one fringe benefit to the whole swine flu. So now I'm totally terrified of the swine flu, as I hope you are.

I do hope, though, there's one fringe benefit to the whole swine flu outbreak, and that is

the end in gay land, because I really don't think straight people have ever adopted this

kink slash identity. You know, shortly after some gay guys started identifying as bears, some gay guys started identifying as bears. Some gay guys

started identifying as pigs, as in sort of sex pigs. They want to wallow in sex. They want to

wallow in filth and be piggy, wink, wink. And you can go on fetish websites and you can buy piggy tails

to put into a dude's butt so he can have a little corkscrewed tail and a full on

black leather pig mask just Google pig mask Google image pig mask when you're at home

and then erase your history I'm hoping that this is the end of the whole pig fetish

bullshit because it's kind of gross it's all I mean and that's part of it end of the whole pig fetish bullshit because it's kind of gross. It's all, I mean, and that's part of it. You know, for the pig fetish gang, I think that's like part of it. They want to like, look piggy and, you know, out there and gross and edgy and, you know, dirty. They're pigs. I really hope this is the end of the erotization of like the whole pig thing in Gayland because it was gross before swine flu and now it's just inappropriate.

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