The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, Melbourne's Gold 104.3.

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This is the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Melbourne's Gold 104.3.

Good morning, it's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold 104.3.

Good morning. It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold 104.3.

Good morning, Pats, or should I say, a new name that apparently I didn't even know.

She had this name. You might know about this, Jack.

Pitter Pats?

Pity Pat.

Pity Pat.

I think you've been doing some undercover work, you TV star.

I know.

I was on a project last night.

I met your friend Carrie and she said, you know, what great mates you were and stuff like this.

She goes, I find it so interesting when you call her Pat.

I don't know Pat.

I know Pity Pat.

And I went, who is Pity Pat? Yes, that's a nickname from a previous life.

Oh. But you know what? I'll take Pats. That's better than what I've been called before. Previous life as a newsreader or previous life?

As a, I mean, what, some kind of exotic dancer or...

I do that on the side to supplement me.

A late night entertainer. What would Pity Pats be? Like a sad clown. Yeah. or tick dancer or... I do that on the side. Late Night Entertainment.

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