Petty criminals. Before this week's episode, we'd like to issue this announcement to the court.

Petty Crimes will be taking a brief recess. We know, we know, again, but this recess will be

quicker than our last and that we can promise. We'll be back in your ears in July with some

really exciting updates to share. Until then, keep up with us on Instagram,

check out our Patreon, and stay tuned for more details.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes,

the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

I don't know why we can never get that.

It might be the Zoom of it all. Who knows? It might be the country between us of it all,

yeah. Although I'll be back with you in L.A. this summer in July.

Kira, I was going to ask. I was going to ask what your summer plans are since you're in S&L

hiatus and I know how much you love us here in L.A. I do. I cannot wait to come see you.

That's my big news of the day.

Well, that's huge news.

In July is my birthday month.

And although we had a criminal or minimal about birthday months, to which you said, I'm

allowed to treat myself for the month, but I have to maybe limit it to a week.

That's right.

Griff, what's going on with you?

What's new?

Not much. I mean, June is here.

Obviously, it's Pride Month across the land, which is exciting. I think a lot of us are also just a little bit tense with it also being an election year and just emotions being charged. But it's a good

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