Ready?

Yeah, well, you asked, I never said yes, but then you just yelled, here we go. I thought you were going. I was following your lead. No, I'm waiting for you. Well, you yelled, here we go. Yeah, then I stopped. We go. I realized my mistake. No, go. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Nick wants to go. Here we go. Here we go!

Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant Nick wants to go. Here we go!

Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it.

You probably do.

I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host, Jordan Swirs.

Jordan, how are you?

What if his name was Alan Going?

Where is it going? Yeah. I mean, that's kind of Everywhere. That's where he's coming. Yeah, I don't know. Where's he coming, Nick? He looked at me. I'm the traitor. He looked at me nuts style. Oh, he's just putting his nuts on the dashboard. Here we go! Are you ready? Put your nuts on the engine? Nick really wanted to go. Here we go. So we were going. We were going and stopping. Before the audio dies again. Oh, that's real real quick. Just fire off this hour and five minute podcast. We got to get it off ready real quick. Nick hated the shame. It was bad. It was okay. He hated it.

Do you say it was bad? It was okay. He did. He said it. He said it was bad. It was okay.

It was okay. It was fine. You just said it was bad. I didn't say it bad. He said it was bad.

I mean just now. What you just said a word?

Yeah, you said it was bad. It was okay. That mean, just now. You just said a word. Yeah, you said it was bad. It was okay. That's just now. Unless you were saying another word and just stopped. I don't even know. Doing the fastest podcast just reminded me. What is like a Guinness world record that like the four of us could feasibly attain? Like what's low hanging fruit for us? Something no one's ever done before. Isn't that... I mean, there's a lot of dumb shit in that book, though. Yeah, but dumb shit. Like, you look at dumb shit and you realize, like, it might be easy, but it's just like, oh, that person has nothing to do with their life. Do you think we... Right, like... There's still a commitment. has there been a podcast with four white guys before? Do you think that could be in the record book?

Well, is it, okay, if it's, they were pretty late. Also, is it, does it need to be like 100%? Because we're talking about. That's our whole thing. 100%. Not white. Piggy. Okay. Whoa.

Okay.

Now that's like a race-based thing. It's not, but it doesn't make any sense.

Watch the ride-along.

See?

I don't know.

Nick might be on something.

You're not white.

You're a pig?

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