Double Dirty Your Dew - Ride Along Taco Bell

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4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Our Heroes are enjoying their clean sodas and a rough drive where everyone on the road is gonna hit us. Why is Taco Bell against Mt Dew anyway? At least these cops aren't helping. Meet us at the Samsung Soccer Field - date to be determined. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You guys like your clean sodas?
0:02.0	Yeah, I mean, yeah, I do.
0:03.2	I had to make mine, like, pseudo dirty. Yeah. By combining regular Baja Blast and midnight. What do they call that now if you mix your sodas? Because it's not what it used to be called. It has to be called for something else. What do they call it now? It's called killing two birds with one stone. No, it's feeding two birds with one skull. Is that one?
0:21.7	Is that right?
0:22.5	No.
0:23.0	Surely not.
0:24.2	Surely not.
0:24.0	Surely not. Michael.
0:27.0	Is that right? Well.
0:30.9	Well.
0:31.9	What is that funny? I'm laughing. I'm not.
0:37.3	Yeah. I'm having the good time. Yeah. I'm laughing at all.
0:38.3	I'm laughing at all.
0:40.3	It really tickled them, didn't it?
0:42.3	Oh, this person's going, excellent.
0:44.3	Yeah, they...
0:45.3	Yeah!
0:46.3	Yeah!
0:47.3	Fuck yeah, yeah!
0:48.3	Look at you.
0:49.3	Now that seems odd at the beginning of this video, two seconds in.
0:52.3	Maybe that reaction, but we've been dealing with some car shit on the way here. Then it was like a 25-minute wait inside. We were in there for a long time to not get dirty sodas. Well, again, the crazy part about it is that the guy was just like, eh, he didn't give us anything. So Eric waits to get his attention to see,
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