Saturn Devouring His Kugel

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.7 • 25.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Now more than ever: what a year. Lovett or Leave It hopes the door won't hit 2021 in the ass on the way out, while Ashley Ray and Alice Wetterlund scroll through Mark Meadows' January 6 texts, Det. Peter Bruegel (Max Silvestri) punishes the Grinch for his crimes, and holiday foods square off in a heated bracket that dares to ask the question: is ham a dessert meat? Plus a final round of Hot Takes!

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0:00.0	How many closets must one man hide in sound?
0:10.0	For he starts to hate the world, slowly loses mind.
0:15.0	The answer my friend is one, answer is one.
0:25.0	Well summer came and we hit the streets, slutted it up between the sheets.
0:30.0	Still we craved some normal sea, which we won't reach until our 19th vaccine.
0:45.0	We no longer live our lives, but inside the house, the only way to live now is to love it's live or else.
1:00.0	Love it, he gives us life so fucking, we'll do it live, yeah love it.
1:07.0	He gives us life so fucking, we'll do it live, yeah love it.
1:38.0	Good evening Los Angeles.
1:44.0	You know what you people are? You're the die-hards.
1:51.0	You're the only people I care about in this whole fucking world.
1:55.0	Because it is very cold.
1:58.0	And it is not not raining and you are here for our last show of 2021.
2:07.0	Thank you for coming out tonight.
2:09.0	We have an incredible show.
2:10.0	First of all, that song was by Patrick Shees.
2:13.0	Thank you so much Patrick.
2:14.0	It was amazing.
2:15.0	If you have a live or else theme, sing it your bathroom mirror because we're done.
2:22.0	We will be down next week as we wage the war on Christmas,
2:25.0	but we will be back in your feed on New Year's Day with a rantathon episode very special.
2:31.0	It's the last show of the year and it is a good one.
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