New Year, New Rants

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.7 • 25.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Pop an ibuprofen, pour yourself a tall glass of water, and nurse your NYE hangover with a big, salty mess of frustrations! That’s right, our January 1 Rant-a-thon is here. Roy Wood Jr. centers the importance of your Uber driver, while Alex Edelman raises an eyebrow at corporate charity. Shalewa Sharpe reminisces about cookies gone by, while Marcy Jarreau sounds off about car horns. Crooked’s own Elijah Cone says farewell to all his beloved commies in California as he moves across the country. Lovett or Leave It writers Jocelyn Coffman and Pallavi Gunalan defend James Corden and more reasonable check splitting, respectively. And our head writer Halle Kiefer defends the indefensible: hating chocolate chips. Get ready to rage! Let’s get into it!

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0:00.0	Happy 2022 and we're back!
0:13.0	Love it or leave it listeners whether you're nursing baby new year or raging hangover odds
0:16.8	are you've already had enough of the flowery, lovy, dubby self improvement woo-woo that we
0:20.4	get on January 1st.
0:22.0	So on offer we have something different.
0:23.9	What you're about to hear is a podcast worth of uninterrupted moaning and groaning about
0:27.5	petty minutia followed by achievable and non aspirational dirt bag resolutions because
0:32.4	I plan to put no effort into quelling the habits and neuroses that have plagued me my entire
0:36.1	life and let me do this moment.
0:38.6	And in that endeavor I hope you'll join me without further ado let's start with the
0:42.3	first rants of 2022.
0:51.0	She's a writer on Brooklyn 9.9 and the co-host of Elis for losers and 90 day bay please
0:55.6	welcome Marci Jaro.
0:57.4	Marci thanks for being here.
0:59.0	Hello thanks for having me.
1:02.0	What are you going to rant about on our rantathon?
1:04.6	I'm going to rant about horns honking horns I feel like they get a bad route.
1:11.2	Yes I was so worried what direction you were going to take this and I love the direction
1:14.9	it's going in over to you Marci.
1:16.7	Okay I'm from Louisiana and if you honk a horn down there it is one of the rudest things
1:22.4	you could possibly do but there's so many reasons why you need to.
1:25.7	I've heard other people say this before so I'm not the first person to think of it that
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