Welcome to this edition of the Shalene Show, which we're calling Saturday Spill.

I'm testing something here on the podcast. Let's be real.

You deserve something to listen to on Saturdays.

I want to keep you company.

And for selfish reasons, I just want you to know about Patreon.

If you enjoy the Wednesday episodes I do here on the Shalini show where it's like more personal, less structured,

the type of content that keeps you company while you're out on a long walk. There's no

question. You need to join Patreon. It's a private podcast feed where I share stuff. I can't

put on the normal show. The sponsors, there are no sponsors, there are no filters, there are no

ads, it's just me, sometimes very, very explicit, always real. Think of this as kind of like

my own little personal audio diary. It's the kind of things I share with my girlfriends.

I tell stories I should not be sharing publicly. And sometimes my unfiltered experiences or just

sometimes opinions. And sometimes I share things that I find them interesting, but not all of my

listeners will, but those of you who know, you know. Okay. So each Saturday, you're going to get a little

sneak peek. It's a clip from one of my full-length Patreon episodes. If you love it and you want more, awesome. Go to chalene.com forward slash more. There are two different levels. There's between friends. It's all the real life behind-the-scenes stuff, and then there's one called The Vault.

The Vault is where you're going to get my husband, very, very unfiltered.

I already have my acknowledgement of cancellation letter prepared.

It's where I put all my deep dives.

It's all the collections.

Anything that I've ever released goes to the Vault.

And today's episode is from the vault. Here we go. Do you know I posted on my story, wait, I tell two funny stories, but

first let me tell you this one. So I bought these gold stands that you

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