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The Chalene Show | Diet, Fitness & Life Balance

Saturday Spill | I May Take Legal Action Against Martha Stewart

The Chalene Show | Diet, Fitness & Life Balance

Chalene Johnson

Mental Health, Health & Fitness

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Listen to the full 50 min Between Friends episode. Go Directly to this Patreon Episode "I May Take Legal Action Against Martha Stewart"

https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-may-take-legal-149557835

Picture this: Chalene is dealing with sensitive and irritated skin around her face and eyes, a skincare product that looks way too fancy to be suspicious, and a quick decision that felt totally harmless in the moment. Then things start getting weird. A little irritation turns into huh that is odd, which turns into a doctor visit and one of those slow dawning realizations where your brain starts quietly replaying everything you have touched recently. It is funny, uncomfortable, and mildly unhinged in the way only real life can be.

This story is part of The Saturday Spill series a little peek into the wild, unfiltered stuff that usually stays on Patreon. Some weeks it's hilarious, some weeks it's jaw-dropping, but it's always real life that doesn't quite fit on the regular show. If you're into a little chaos and behind-the-scenes tea, you're in the right place. If you love it, amazing…you can listen to the full, unedited version here http://Chalene.com/more

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to this edition of the Shalene Show, which we're calling Saturday Spill. I'm testing something here on the podcast. Let's be real. You deserve something to listen to on Saturdays. I want to keep you company. And for selfish reasons, I just want you to know about Patreon. If you enjoy the Wednesday episodes I do here on the Shalene show where it's like more personal, less structured,

0:21.6

the type of content that keeps you company while you're out on a long walk. There's no

0:26.2

question. You need to join Patreon. It's a private podcast feed where I share stuff. I can't

0:33.2

put on the normal show. The sponsors, there are no sponsors, there are no filters, there are no

0:39.0

ads, it's just me, sometimes very, very explicit, always real. Think of this as kind of like

0:46.4

my own little personal audio diary. It's the kind of things I share with my girlfriends.

0:50.4

I tell stories I should not be sharing publicly and sometimes my unfiltered experiences or just sometimes opinions.

0:59.0

And sometimes I share things that I find them interesting, but not all of my listeners will, but those of you who know, you know.

1:08.3

Okay?

1:08.9

So each Saturday, you're going to get a little sneak peek. It's a clip from one of my full-length Patreon episodes. If you love it and you want more,

1:16.6

awesome. Go to chalene.com forward slash more. There are two different levels. There's between friends.

1:23.9

It's all the real life behind the scene stuff. And then there's one called The Vault.

1:33.8

The Vault is where you're going to get my husband, very, very unfiltered. I already have my acknowledgement of cancellation letter prepared. It's where I put all my deep dives. It's all the

1:39.7

collections. Anything that I've ever released goes to the vault. And today's episode is from Between Friends.

1:46.9

Here we go.

2:06.4

But when let's talk about lessons learned where you're going, where you been. You keep you between friends. Between friends. Between friends. So, but when I did the brows and lips I had a like kind of an inflammatory response skin was like what are you doing kind of got inflamed okay I let that chill out

2:13.3

and because I don't know how to leave well enough alone.

2:19.3

Gotta keep fucking with your face.

2:20.1

Like, what else is there to do?

2:20.9

It's a hobby of mine.

2:22.2

I'm good at it.

2:25.6

I tried a new product.

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