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The Luke and Pete Show

Saturday scallop fever

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Are you ready for the ultimate Luke and Pete Show pivot?


On today’s show, we go from dissecting the deepest darkest issues of UK politics to hearing what Pete has in common with scallops faster than you can say "Boris Johnson". Elsewhere our mission to find new players in our battery database gets interrupted as we learn all about electric whistles.


Want to contact the show? Email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:55.0

I've not got monkey pox, but I have got a real love, a deep love for the look and pitch shot.

1:22.0

That's nice. I'm pretty good. It's a Thursday, which means lots of things, but it's the ninth of June. What's happened on the ninth of June? It's fine, don't show me.

1:31.0

June 9th holiday is just typing into the website. It's natural. I used to be able to do it.

1:40.0

That's quite good. It's quite good. I'm actually very surprised. I'm pleasantly surprised.

1:49.0

I think it's Les Paul's birthday as well. I'll do noises for everything. Natural sex day.

1:54.0

Yeah. I've got your monkey pox noise. And Johnny Depp.

2:00.0

Okay. Let's do that. Peter, I watched a really good documentary the other day, which I know you're going to roll your eyes about.

2:09.0

Yes. It was called Shurpa. Have you seen it? Shurpa. Some Netflix. Shurpa. What's it about?

2:18.0

Shurpa's. Okay, then. Do you know what Shurpa's are? Yeah. Little fellas who helped you up a mountain.

2:23.0

Don't say that. You're an ethnic group. I know. Anyway, it was all about the particularly devastatingly difficult two years on Everest.

2:33.0

Where lots of people die because there was little ice slips and earthquake and all that kind of stuff.

2:37.0

I find it astonishing that that sort of thing is still allowed in a modern world.

2:45.0

What? Like people needing help using a, you know, like you say, an ethnic group, a particular group to get.

2:51.0

Oh, but there's a big part of the, of an Japanese economy.

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