This is Nick. This is Jack. Welcome back. It is Monday, April 13th, and today's part is the best one yet. This is a T-boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. I'm sorry, Jack. I'm still out of breath from this thing. What a show in New York City, baby. This is our first time being back in studio since being on stage at Irving Plaza in NYC. All right, Jack, we sold out the show. We signed autographs for two hours till midnight. The after party at Pete's Tavern till 2 a.m. We had the T-Boy rappers from Blacklack doing the jingle. Ryan Sirhan delivered an epic interview. I'm still laughing about that thing. And you don't even know this part yet. No. Jim Kramer was a surprise guest and did live trivia and Matt Money on stage with us. But Ryan Sourhan so inspired. Absolutely incredible. And Jack, I think when we hugged Ryan Sourhan, we passed our record for most hugs on stage ever at 27. I think, like, Wilk Chamberlain has a record. You and I have a record. Most times hugging each other in public. Yeah, it's a special show for us because Jack and I lived right down the street in New York City from that venue. So really cool. So if you haven't seen it yet, check it out on YouTube. The video quality is crystal clear. But the next stop on our tour,

it's in lovely Los Angeles. And Jack, we got three fantastic stories for today's tea boy.

For our first story, did the biggest mystery of money just get solved?

Because the New York Times has identified Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto with 99.5% certainty.

For our second story, it's Grooons.

The three-year-old green vitamin company was just acquired by Unilever for $1.2 billion.

Because, Jack, which tastes better?

R&D or M&A.

And our third and final story is the NFL.

It's under investigation by the DOJ for acting like a monopoly.

Because we Americans now pay more to watch football than we pay for movies or music.

But yet, he's, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories.

What a mix to come back to. I love the mix jack.

The NASA Artemis astronauts are back on Earth.

That's right. They ventured further into space than any human ever.

But the real hero wasn't the astronauts.

No, the real hero is the sauce.

Because five hot sauce brands were on board.

Five hot sauces, 252,756 miles away from Earth.

Here are the lucky five, Tabasco, Saracha, Cholula, and Franks Red. Plus, craft taco sauce somehow like squeezed on board there, Jack. What is Kraft taco sauce? You don't know? You don't have to know, man. Turns out, hot sauces are actually an essential staple for all NASA trips. Jack and I jump in T-boy style. It's like water and oxygen. Hot sauce is mandatory on every NASA mission.

Because up in microgravity, your tongue loses some of its sense of taste. That's right. And up in outer space, your noses get more congested. And since you're up there for eight days, the astronauts needed some stimulation. So there's nothing that juzes up a dehydrated an egg burrito quite like some Tabasca.

Houston, we have a problem.

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