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The God Pod

God Commands Humans To Curse So Much F***ing More

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Holy Moly! On the new God Pod, I hang (pun intended) with Jesus and Mary Mags. In the new segment, ‘Just Smite It,’ we talk about Beto and the need for more cursing from the left. In The News, we discuss cemented golf holes, capitalist monkeypox, Tenacious D, creepy Meta chatbots, false flags, and astrology. And if that wasn’t enough to tickle your holy ghost, Jesus accepts a marriage proposal, we answer questions from our patrons and turn DeSantis into a cartoon Florida Man villain. But wait, there’s more! Jesus and Me plan a father and son trip to play mini golf. I’m always watching and know you have time to listen! So launch your favorite podcast app and hang with Me, My boy, and Mary Mags, because we nailed it! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Today, on the God Pod.

0:02.0

But there's lots of good people there.

0:04.0

Absolutely.

0:04.5

We're fighting the good fight.

0:06.0

And we send you love.

0:08.0

And books.

0:09.0

And fucking books.

0:10.0

And fake smart ass energy.

0:15.0

World Health Organization warns people not to attack monkeys.

0:19.0

Amid monkey pox outbreak.

0:21.0

Oh, cause like, they're gonna be so mad at the monkeys.

0:24.0

People are taking out their anger on the monkeys.

0:28.0

Take that, bubbles.

0:29.0

Don't blame the monkeys.

0:33.0

You did all that.

0:34.0

And now they're calling you a false flag.

0:36.0

Right?

0:37.0

Dad.

0:38.0

How does it feel?

0:42.0

Well, you don't know, cause you're dead.

0:44.0

Oh, we go there.

0:50.0

We go there.

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