Sasheer Was a Turtle in a Past Life

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

This week Nicole and Sasheer are going for a drive to teach Nicole how to drive again, but first they discuss press on nails, nail and toothbrush horror stories, losing an entire year to this pandemic, teeth brushing techniques, March is Nicole's month to find love, and how painkillers are no match for cramps. Then they take the quiz, What Character in Clueless Are You? And your questions are answered about other people's feelings, physics, why we make flammable things (thanks to an assist from a listener), why there are spanish style homes (thanks to Kimmie on the keys) and who Nicole and Sasheer were in a past life. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

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0:00.0	Let's do an episode.
0:16.4	Okay.
0:17.3	Are you ready?
0:18.3	I'm ready.
0:19.6	Okay.
0:20.1	A one.
0:38.4	A two. A one, two, three, four. Hi, sister. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. A one, a two, a one, two, three, four. Hi, Sashir. Okay. Hi. Hi. Hello. I like that you were ready to just get down to singing. Yeah. I'm, I'm open. I'm down for the adventure. I love it. Sashir, I miss walking. I'm down to singing. Yeah, I'm open. I'm down for the adventure. I love it.
0:39.5	Sashir, I miss walking.
0:41.2	I'm on my period.
0:42.4	Things are grim.
0:43.3	Oh, dang, oh, dang.
0:44.9	Well, we're going to go on a nice Saturday drive soon.
0:48.2	A lovely afternoon drive through town.
0:52.6	We are going for a drive, and I'm really excited about it because I have to practice, I have to practice driving before I'm like allowed to go off into the roads again.
1:02.2	Oh, wow.
1:03.8	Okay.
1:04.8	So where we're?
1:05.1	Well, I have to practice like putting my foot on the gas and then on the brake.
1:09.2	Yeah.
1:09.5	And then pretending that like a child's in front of me and slamming on my brakes. Do you want me to create an obstacle course for you? Like put up in her cones out and like fake cardboard kids. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes, I do. Like in men in black where they make Will Smith do that test. Oh, you want the be aliens pop out? Mm-hmm. It'll be that. It'll just be aliens popping out. And you're like, wait, this never happens on the road. But, you know, it might happen. You got to be prepared. Always be prepared. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Do you like my nails? Oh, cute.
1:45.0	Yes.
1:45.9	These are also press on?
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