Nicole Is Kinda On Board With You Can Milk A Chicken

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Nicole and Sasheer both have a bone to pick with Urban Outfitters. They also discuss how Nicole is a zoo woman, Sasheer's potential fire pit, how banning Trump from Twitter is NOT the same as bakeries saying no to gay people, metaphors and analogies, Kamala's wrong photo, Beyonce's day and a gentle friendship request, manifesting, update on Nicole's dog, growing up on bolonga, Nicole's glory hole, the search for a Dutchman and mystery coloring book, skin care, and false negative covid tests. Then they answer your questions! This week they give advice on being friends with exes and giving room for people to grow, letting your friends know when you can't handle a conversation, and how to know you're going to be best friends. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

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0:00.0	So sheer, Nicole.
0:14.7	I have a bound to pick with urban outfitters.
0:18.2	Let's get into it.
0:20.1	I bought a zebra print chair from them in 2020.
0:22.6	It is now 2021, and I have not received it.
0:25.8	I ordered a red share from them in 2020, and now it's 2021, and I have also not received it.
0:31.5	I don't know what's going on with urban outfitters, but they take forever to ship you anything.
0:37.0	That's not clothing. Yeah. Furniture
0:39.7	stuff takes a very long time. Although, COVID. They do have like a COVID disclaimer on everything.
0:46.2	It's like it might take longer because post office stuff is taking longer. Fair, fair.
0:53.5	But yours still hasn't been delivered,
0:55.6	and have you gotten a shipped thing?
0:58.1	I haven't even got a ship notification.
0:59.9	This is upsetting.
1:01.0	Mine finally got shipped.
1:02.2	I'm really excited about it.
1:03.5	You better believe I bought a zebra print chair
1:05.9	because she's a zoo woman.
1:08.6	And she's a zoo woman. I'm putting tiger print on my couch re-apolstering it
1:16.6	come on zoo woman but this is like your main couch in the living room mm-hmm great so wait is this
1:26.1	the third no you have two Cheetah ones and one tiger?
1:30.4	Wow.
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