Sasheer Vacuumed That Spider Right Up

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

This week Byer Nicole and Zamata Sasheer discuss pig-Latin, hypothetical parenting, childhood punishments, how money is Nicole's baby, bathroom renovations, how Sasheer's vacuum has never heard of Squatter Rights for spiders, tittie goop and Jordan's jarring jug, sink woes, and mattress sizes. Then they take the quiz: The House You Build Will Determine Who You Are In A Friend Group. And of course, your questions are answered! This week Nicole and Sasheer get more information on a previous question about a mysterious boyfriend.

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0:00.0	Oh, wow.
0:13.2	It's another episode of Friends Best.
0:17.6	I'm Bayer, Nicole, and I'm Za Sashir. Wow, I love it. Did you ever try to speak
0:27.5	pig Latin when you were younger? I mean, I've heard people speak pig Latin, but I don't know what.
0:35.2	It's like unle, boom lay. You put a lay? Yeah. Wait, I'm trying to remember what it's like unle, boom lay you put a lay?
0:39.0	Yeah. Wait, I'm trying to remember.
0:41.3	It's like
0:41.8	the, you move the first letter
0:45.3	to
0:47.7	the end and then
0:49.5	add an A at the end of it. So like
0:51.4	amp lay.
0:53.1	It's lamp.
0:54.5	Oh.
0:57.3	Air lay is chair.
0:59.4	No, air could I.
1:01.2	Oh, I don't know.
1:02.4	Air Che?
1:03.4	Air Che?
1:04.5	Yeah.
1:04.8	Yeah.
1:06.0	Esk day.
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