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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Nicole is Taking Ritz Crackers to The Polls

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week Nicole and Sasheer begin with a serenade just for you. Then they discuss Glitter, Ritz Cracker based ice cream and politics, Halloween costumes, Hocus Pocus, Miley Cyrus covers, Sasheer's food and drink, group mind/wishing COVID away, Quibi and roller skating news. Then your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to handle a person who is being reckless about COVID, and how to navigate a vibe during end times. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003

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0:00.0

Do do do do do do when you're feeling sad and lone we will take you where you gotta go smiling faces everything is free all you need is

0:26.5

positivity stop your life i know why stop your life please every while stop your life uh so do you know my I don't know. I mostly know the sound like... I don't know. Numban-nam-nam-d-m-d-m-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-brat. Ah, all right. Yeah. I mostly know the sounds of that song. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I guess I know more than I thought I knew. Yeah, definitely. That makes me want to watch Spice World.

0:57.4

I feel like every time I watch it is disappointing. I actually haven't watched this since I probably saw it the first time in like 1998 or whatever came out.

1:08.1

Maybe enough time is past where I'll be like, ooh, this is fun.

1:11.2

Because I just rewatch glitter and what a good time.

1:14.6

Oh.

1:14.9

What a good time.

1:17.2

I actually have never seen it.

1:18.7

Oh, so sheer.

1:22.0

Get me to Netflix right now.

1:24.7

It is a wild ride.

1:26.6

You don't know what year it is at any point in time. Is it the 80s? Is it the 90s? Is it present day? You don't fucking know. Her boyfriend is fully abusive. And then Terrence Howard's character appears out of... He's just like, you're going to buy her out of her deal. It's like, what, what deal?

1:46.0

It's like, he truly appears and then disappears and appears, and you're like, wait, what?

1:49.8

But there's this really great line in it where her boyfriend, I believe his name is Dice,

1:55.6

gets really drunk in a limo and calls one of her friends a roach bag.

1:59.5

And I was like, what is that mean sounds awful

2:03.0

like a bag of roaches what's a roach bag a bag that belongs to a roach which in that case you're calling

2:09.9

me tiny that's not an insult thank you tiny petite demure like hmm but it sounds bad still yeah the way he said it was like Petit de Mior. Like, Hmm.

2:18.9

But it sounds bad still.

2:20.3

Yeah, the way he said it was like not kind.

2:22.6

Damn.

2:23.3

It's such a wild ride.

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