Sasheer's Human-Sized Tote Bag

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Hi! Hi! Nicole went to bed at 4am, so she might be loopy but she and Sasheer are here and ready to discuss fake plants and flowers, Nicole's grandma, kid film, kid tweets, consequences of having kids, Hattie McDaniel and Beulah (or Beluga according to Nicole), doing one more step, learning classic comedy bits and comedy evolution, Solstice Intimates jeans, Nicole's sewing plan, a human sized tote bag for Sasheer, and Nicole doesn't know how tall she is. Then they (along with Kimmie on the Keys) give advice to your questions about how to get more information before you end a friendship, space lasers, and sex advice! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

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0:00.0	Hi.
0:11.9	How are you?
0:15.7	I'm good.
0:16.7	How are you?
0:18.0	I'm good.
0:19.8	It's early.
0:20.6	So I might be loopy.
0:25.0	Oh, yeah?
0:25.6	Did you go to bed late?
0:26.9	Yeah, of course I did.
0:28.0	I went to bed at 4 a.m.
0:30.1	And I was like, well, if I go to bed now, then I'll have adequate sleep for when I wake up.
0:34.4	And that's not true.
0:35.7	I woke up so I did not want to wake up today. I like
0:39.0	opened my eyes and I said no thank you and I was going to do a full fantasy for you. I was going to
0:44.8	put on a wig. Oh. I was going to do my makeup. I was going to put on clothing for a little old me,
0:52.0	for little you. And I guess for me a little bit.
0:55.8	Yeah.
0:56.4	But I didn't.
0:57.8	Hey, that's okay.
0:58.8	I'll take you just as you are.
1:01.0	Pink you.
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