Nicole Pulls One Kernel Off The Cob at a Time
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
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4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
After Nicole rolls out her game plan to become the queen of fake plants, she and Sasheer officially start the episode and discuss Sasheer's new HOUSE, jewelry updates, thoughts on normalizing masks, missing quitting comedy every week, The Magic Castle, corn on the cob eating techniques, and crying when you discover something. Then they take the quiz These Would You Rather Questions Will Determine The Kind Of Tattoo You Should Get. And, as always, they answer your questions. This week, Nicole and Sasheer give advice on roommates, self-care, and offering to be sad with someone. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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| 0:00.0 | I almost bought a wreath. |
| 0:12.6 | I was like a have all year. |
| 0:14.6 | Well, my mom had seasonal reeds. |
| 0:17.2 | It's so strange. |
| 0:18.4 | The older I get, the more I'm like, |
| 0:23.2 | I see why she liked a wreath. They seem so festive. |
| 0:27.0 | They're nice, and you just put them on the door, and everyone knows that you're a nice family. |
| 0:29.9 | Everyone knows you're a nice family. |
| 0:34.5 | Turning into me mommy. |
| 0:56.3 | Andrew Law showed me his wreath that he made for Christmas, and it was like, he had like eucalyptus in it. And I was like, oh, this is so cute. It didn't even look Christmas specific. It was just like green and pretty. I think, okay, there's, I have a theory. The older you get, the more you're like, oh, I'm going to just make things to make my space more homey and inviting. |
| 1:00.4 | And when you're younger, you're like, who fucking cares? I just sleep here. |
| 1:12.5 | Right, right, right, right. But, like, yeah, now I'm like, because I was never a plant person, but I have this fake, like, foliage. It's like a, it like folds over itself. It's like a hanging plant. It's fake in my bathroom. And I was like, this is nice. It's nice to like, look at this. And I know it's fake. It's |
| 1:18.1 | from Urban Outfitters and it looks very fake. But like, for me, I was like, this feels nice. |
| 1:23.8 | This feels really nice. And then I bought some fake hanging plants for the back because in the bathroom back there, |
| 1:32.1 | there's these, like, very high shelves. |
| 1:33.9 | And I was like, oh, I'm just going to put a bunch of hanging plants there. |
| 1:36.9 | And it's just, I'm going to feel really nice. |
| 1:39.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:41.0 | Because Meatball, not to keep bringing up Meatball, but Meatball has like, have you been to their place? |
| 1:47.2 | No, I saw a picture of their plant room. It's really nice. And it's like calming and soothing. And I was like, but they have to water all those plants. I can have the same effect with my fake plants. I'm just going to be like the queen of fake plants and I can't wait. |
| 2:03.6 | Why not? Why not? |
| 2:04.3 | And I'm going to get a boogunvetta, a boogoraveta, a boogoraveta, a boogita bea boogida bea boogida boogida puppy to go I think I'm going to grow it over the purgy. |
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