Sasheer’s Got Something in Her Eye
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2024
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Friends! Sasheer has something in her eye and Nicole helps her clear her sight. Also, nobody was prepared for the arm choreography in the Tom Cruise movie Minority Report. Sasheer had a mechanical bull ride at her party and Nicole enjoyed it so much, she wants to find a mechanical dick to ride. They both found out that there is no brick and mortar business in California for a mechanical penis ride. Nicole hates the term lover and thinks we should get rid of the words “boyfriend” and “girlfriend.” Plus, they answer your questions about a friend forgetting birthdays, advice on celebrating Mother’s Day when you’re grieving and whether or not Sasheer’s Team Pacey or Team Dawson.
Sources:
Minority Report: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181689/
Minority Report Video Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwVBzx0LMNQ&t=33s
What Pointing Means in Some Cultures: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cross-cultural-gestures_b_3437653#:~:text=As%20a%20professional%20speaker%2C%20I,America%2C%20and%20many%20other%20countries.
Slick Dicks: https://www.slickdicks.com/
Cannibal Animals: https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/cannibal-animals-creatures-that-eat-their-own-kind
The first amusement park: Lake Compounce https://www.lakecompounce.com/discover-the-park#:~:text=Lake%20Compounce%20Campground-,America's%20First%20Amusement%20Park,can't%2Dmiss%20concerts.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. |
| 0:14.8 | Hi. |
| 0:15.6 | Oh, hi, hi, that was nice. |
| 0:19.0 | That was nice. |
| 0:20.6 | Wow. |
| 0:22.3 | Did you get the message I sent you on your birthday? |
| 0:25.0 | I don't think so. |
| 0:27.0 | I sing on it. |
| 0:28.0 | Oh, look at that. |
| 0:30.0 | Is the voicemail? |
| 0:31.0 | Okay, I'll check it. I'm trying to sing a song from the movie Liar Liar. |
| 0:36.7 | But I simply can't really remember how it goes. Which is... |
| 0:43.0 | I don't know the song from Lire Lire. |
| 0:44.0 | I think it's just happy, happy birthday, |
| 0:46.0 | I'm so happy today. |
| 0:48.0 | It's... |
| 0:51.0 | Great. |
| 0:52.0 | I believe it. What Jim Carrey's kid is having a birthday party that he like comes to later |
| 0:56.8 | misses altogether there's a clown there and the clown is singing it and I was |
| 1:00.4 | like why does he sing that because isn't happy birthday like a song anybody can sing in any movie? |
| 1:05.0 | Like, don't we all have the right to happy birthday? |
| 1:08.0 | It's our God-given right. |
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