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Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Nicole’s Got Something in Her Throat

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Friends?! Nicole still has something stuck in her throat, but she’s ok. Sasheer suggests massaging her throat. Nicole’s concerned over a neighbor's dog constantly barking. Sasheer tried to ‘shhhh’ a dog but didn’t know the correct commands. Nicole regales us about the movie “Night Swim,” about a haunted swimming pool. Sasheer is already afraid of the water. Jordan shares a story that illustrates the danger of hot tubs. Nicole and everyone else is surprised to learn that more than 300 people die every year from hot tub-related accidents. Sasheer learns that Johnny Appleseed was a real person. Nicole couldn’t date anyone named Johnny Appleseed. Sasheer is annoyed with her Wisteria tree in her yard. Nicole jokes that Sasheer is performing tree abortion. Sasheer was asked if she knew her birth story and she didn’t. Neither did Nicole. Nicole shares a new fav food combo flavor. Sasheer learns that you need a membership to shop at Costco. They take a Buzzfeed quiz that helps determine if you’re an Introvert, Extrovert or Ambivert. Also, they answer your friendship questions about how to handle a racist manager, how to address a friend who's distancing themselves, and whether to go to a NYE wedding or head to Cuba. This was recorded on May 14th, 2024. Sources: Hot Tub Related Deaths: https://thedoylelawoffices.com/blog/what-you-need-to-know-about-hot-tub-accidents/#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Consumer%20Product,one%2Dfifth%20of%20all%20drownings. Shark Attacks and Deaths: https://www.newsweek.com/florida-shark-attack-capital-world-1905535#:~:text=The%20global%20total%20of%20unprovoked,often%20lead%20to%20shark%20bites. Johnny Appleseed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Appleseed Ebony Alert: https://www.chp.ca.gov/Pages/Ebony-Alert.aspx Silver Alert:https://www.chp.ca.gov/news-alerts/silver-alert Feather Alert: https://www.chp.ca.gov/Pages/Feather-Alert.aspx Pink/Purple Alert: https://lluh.org/patients-visitors/visitors/security-services/crime-information/what-code-pinkpurple Why the Amber Alert was Created: https://www.click2houston.com/news/2024/02/21/amber-alert-system-was-created-following-the-abduction-of-9-year-old-texas-girl-read-the-case-that-started-it-all/#:~:text=AMBER%20Alert%20system%20was%20created,9%2Dyear%2Dold%20Texas%20girl&text=TEXAS%20%E2%80%93%20Amber%20Hagerman%2C%209%2C,was%20named%20in%20her%20honor. Here is the quiz we took: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lady_emerald/introvert-extrovert-ambivert-ice-cream-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0

Hello, Se shear.

0:13.0

Hello, Nicole.

0:15.0

Oh my God, I ate an apple today,

0:17.0

and a piece of the apple got stuck in my throat,

0:20.0

and it's still kind of there.

0:22.0

And I can't, I ate more apple to try to shove it down.

0:27.0

Yeah. But I'm like, maybe it's in my windpipe.

0:30.0

Interesting.

0:32.0

Hmm.

0:33.0

Have you tried coughing it out?

0:35.0

Oh, I coughed so hard and for so long.

0:38.0

And it still wouldn't come out.

0:40.0

Hmm.

0:41.0

What about like massaging your throat?

0:42.8

Oh, that's pretty.

0:44.8

Oh, that's not really doing anything.

0:49.8

Does it feel like, can you feel, is it feel like, oh, I can sense that there's something in there?

0:55.5

No, but every time I swallow, I feel this spittle having to go like bypass around.

1:01.8

The piece of it. Like, excuse me?

1:04.0

So nasty.

1:07.0

Isn't that gross?

1:08.0

Yeah, I'm sorry.

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