Sasheer Explains The Brave Little Toaster
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Nicole and Sasheer are getting matching caskets (maroon for Sasheer, purple with flames for Nicole)! They share stand-up horror stories - Sasheer did STD jokes in a room of old people, while Nicole spanked a heckler. They chat about their shared love of pole-dancing, and sexy characters in animated movies... especially Rob from The Brave Little Toaster. When answering listener questions about unfollowing old friends on social media, Nicole shares this piece of wisdom - “just mute the bitch.”
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:12.2 | Well, it's me, Nicole Baier. |
| 0:15.1 | And it's me. |
| 0:16.2 | So she hears I mean. |
| 0:17.5 | And this is our podcast. |
| 0:19.2 | I call best friends. |
| 0:20.5 | Best friends. Best friends You call best friends Best friends |
| 0:22.3 | Forever |
| 0:25.2 | Their friends |
| 0:28.1 | Until the end |
| 0:31.9 | They get matching caskets |
| 0:36.6 | Oh that was my favorite |
| 0:41.7 | To watch you be bewildered |
| 0:43.5 | Into saying caskets |
| 0:44.9 | Didn't know where we were going |
| 0:46.1 | But I was ready to follow |
| 0:47.2 | What color do you want your caskets to be? |
| 0:49.5 | Hmm |
| 0:50.1 | Hmm |
| 0:51.1 | Maroon. |
| 0:54.8 | Oh, that's pretty on brand. |
| 0:57.2 | Yeah, right? |
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