Nicole Was Gonna Ride An Alligator
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Nicole and Sasheer are best friends with a podcast! Nicole tells stories about bad phone etiquette and a man who loves big panties. Sasheer dreams of life on a commune, and tries to get Nicole on board (Nicole is not on board). They answer listener questions about adult friendships and what to do when you don’t like your friend’s husband, as well as discuss the validity of “emotional labor.”
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| 0:00.0 | Oh |
| 0:11.2 | Hi, oh hi, so sheer Nicole |
| 0:15.2 | Zomade buyer of |
| 0:18.4 | Let's see people who don't know you tell them what you've done |
| 0:22.8 | So they know that they're listening to quality and not some fucking dumpster bitch |
| 0:28.9 | Okay, cool cool. Um, I am a comedian. Yes, and an actress. Yes, I'm a writer. Yes, and |
| 0:37.2 | And your best friend. Yes, that's what I was getting at. Yeah |
| 0:41.7 | What I mean by what you've done |
| 0:46.0 | I'm gonna tell you what I mean is this my credits or just say what like my deal is |
| 0:51.0 | I left it open ended because I'm a monster. Well, what have you done? I found you in |
| 0:57.8 | 2001 and decided to become your best friend and then in 1998 |
| 1:05.1 | We were like really on that best friend train and then in 1972 we really became best friends. Yeah, we are also |
| 1:12.5 | time travelers |
| 1:15.6 | We once did an improv scene where it was like black people could time travel |
| 1:19.3 | Oh, yeah, I do remember that and I'm pretty sure a bunch of white people were like |
| 1:22.6 | I don't know if it's okay to ask if it's true. Can they actually? |
| 1:26.8 | Because in bravest based on some sort of truth actually one time he said something that is true that oh for once |
| 1:34.6 | That plane traveling on a plane is like time travel |
| 1:40.0 | It is yeah, it is you're like okay anytime you're going from the east coast to the west coast you are going to the |
| 1:48.0 | past |
| 1:49.8 | The future |
| 1:52.0 | Yeah, you're going to the future wait wait no |
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