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This is The Daily Show with your host, Sarah Silverman.

I'm Sarah Silverman and this is my last night hosting the show.

And I'm so sad to leave because I was just getting comfortable doing that thing where you're mean to the crew guys but like in a loving way.

I'm gonna miss you Rich, you dumb bastard.

Take care Charlie, you ugly piece of shit.

See if your wife's cheating on you.

We've been a great show for you tonight so let's get into headlines.

Let's begin with Kim Jong-un, the only brutal dictator made in a build-a-bear workshop.

This week the North Korean leader announced a new law that no one else in the country can have the same name as his 10-year-old daughter, Ju-A.

And this hits me personally because I'm your head of it.

I'm pretty Ju-A.

Just imagine how much this would suck for all the other Ju-A's out there.

You know, they got to change their name now.

You got to switch your name on your internet bill, your cable bill, your newspaper subscription.

I mean, they don't have those there but still.

Moving on to some important news from the world of science.

I was listening to the radio yesterday and I heard something that stopped me short.

Take a listen.

It's now 503 and penis length is on the rise.

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