Sarah Hyland

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2021

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Sarah talk about parallel parking, being on MTV, and sitting vs. squatting. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Sarah! IG - https://www.instagram.com/sarahhylandrosenstein/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/sarahhylandcomedy Website - https://www.thesarahrose.com/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Links to all the videos mentioned: Goonies clip - https://youtu.be/YESVmaDAB08 Grape Lady - https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0 Reporter Eats Bug - https://youtu.be/f8MNH7JuR7I Grandma Nose - https://youtu.be/-pxeK1q6RcM Couch Falls on Guy's Head - https://youtu.be/iaI6-Yw49Bc Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	Hey, everybody.
0:05.0	Welcome to Community Service
0:09.0	Podcast, where it looks like my shit is today.
0:12.0	Get back here.
0:20.0	Hey everybody, welcome to Community Service Podcast podcast where it looks like my cat's pregnant, but I've just been feeding her too much.
0:27.7	Boo, all our neighbors. Like, is she pregnant? Look how cute this little cat is. She's so cute.
0:33.4	Anyways, thank you for liking and subscribing, and I love you all. You've been showing up to my shows.
0:39.1	We got tour dates galore.
0:40.5	I got Murrietta, California.
0:42.3	I'm doing it again December 18th.
0:44.1	We got Philadelphia, New York, Connecticut, freaking Poughkeepsie, New York, Levi Town.
0:53.9	I don't know. it's like Long Island.
0:55.3	I'm coming your way, baby.
0:56.5	Phoenix, we're coming back, baby.
0:58.3	Let's do some...
0:59.2	I got some new material.
1:00.6	I got about 30 minutes of that shit.
1:02.1	It's hard, though.
1:02.9	It's hard.
1:03.2	Like, some of it times it kill, sometimes it doesn't.
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