Lachlan Patterson

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Lachlan talk about cleanliness, failure, and tape measures. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Looking for Christmas Gift Ideas? Lachlan's Coffee Table Book - https://www.lachlanpatterson.com/book Goddess Hangs Intuitive Magick Oracle - https://goddesshangs.wpcomstaging.com/shop/ Follow Lachlan! Check out his special - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gub6fcm4n_k&t=267s IG - https://www.instagram.com/lachjaw/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/lachjaw Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	Hello everybody!
0:06.0	No, everybody.
0:23.6	No, that was a bad take.
0:25.8	Hey, hey, hi, everybody.
0:28.4	Hey, Dr. Nick.
0:31.6	Dates, I got dates.
0:32.7	I'm coming.
0:33.3	Live shows, baby.
0:34.4	New jokes.
0:35.0	I got some new shit.
0:36.7	Maybe about 30 minutes now. It's a little
0:38.7	hickety-crickety, but we're getting there. It's weird. Anyways, uh, December 11th, Boise,
0:45.2	Idaho, December 18th, Marietta, California. And then I'm off to January 12th, Philadelphia,
0:53.0	New York, Levi Town, Poughkeepsie, New York, Connecticut,
0:57.6	that's January 12th through 16th, Arizona, I'm coming, Florida, and then I got to give a shout
1:03.6	out to the homie, Brendan, this little fucking lunatic. This full, I don't remember how much I spoke, but he, I got to wear this. I'll wear this
1:12.9	on next podcast. I just already put on my outfit today, Brendan. Okay. This fool gave me a
1:18.2	meatball sub from this place. It was one of the best meatball subs I've ever had. Actually, I think it
1:22.3	was the best. I think it beat Vito's. It may, Vitos is top, it's just sight.
1:27.8	It's,
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