All right, Richard, it's that time again.

Have kids they said, it'll be fun they said, is a podcast that is about children,

and let's call a spade of spade about all the insane raunchy absurd things that

happen in our life so it's about kids it's not for kids it's not for them

when I meet other parents at the playgrounds you know when they're not hitting on me.

No, I'm always hesitant to tell them about our podcast because I feel like it's right up

their alley but I'm like, oh they probably think highly of me right now.

Yeah, yeah, and once they listen to this, they won't.

Exactly.

You've been warned.

What's your name?

Oh, who am I??

Daddy!

H-I-Gee!

Gee he's the fucking bitchin!

Did you see the black godfather on Netflix? It's everything. No. It's like this guy who was like responsible for like people like Bill Withers and all these like amazing African

Americans celebrities like careers. Yeah and Bell Weathers. Yeah, I just saw it's like that songs in my head.

Also, I just like let's just kick this off with you want to know what's a sex killer?

I don't know what's a sex killer. I don't know. Hey this is have kids they said. What's a sex killer? Go ahead give it to me. Read this. Night guard. Oh my God you have a night

guard in your mouth? Oh, God, are you ready?

So when I get into bed, number one, I'm blind, so I put the glasses on, and number two, this is what I sound like.

It's about map.

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