Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica with Katya (Part 1)

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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MEN SEEKING MERMAID/MERMAN (Pacific Ocean Adjacent): Here for a naughty-cal time with sexy sirens of the sea. We are two fit & fabulous drag queens, one folically-challenged (Katya) and one with a glorious mane (Sapphira), seeking wet and wild night with sensual seafarers turned on by promiscuous pirates. Must have functioning fish genitalia and be DTF with land-dwelling homo sapiens. Tolerance for fish badussy strongly recommended. (ability to speak on land a plus) Please send juicy pics of your driftwood and/or mariana trench to: "buckets_of_seamen@if_the_boat_is_rocking.org" (Part 1 of a 2-part interview!) Achieve the zen of being regular and feel the difference daily with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD Happy squatting! Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code BALD at https://LumeDeodorant.com! #lumepod This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Try VIIA today! Head to: https://bit.ly/viiathebbpod and use code BALD to receive 15% off! Take more control of your finances and stop waiting for payday. Open your Chime account in minutes at https://Chime.com/BALD Chime. Feels like progress. Follow Sapphira: @SapphiraCristal Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by ritual.
0:02.4	Hello, my name is Katya and I have an interesting factoid that I'd like to share with all of you.
0:07.0	All human beings poop. From my producers dog Luna to my neighbor Mortimer,
0:12.0	to every a-lister in Hollywood they all have
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0:21.7	the stress of having a bathroom emergency at the worst possible time
0:24.8	and find the inner peace and tranquility you've always been searching for by pooping predictably.
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0:41.8	LGG and BB 12 that supports healthy regularity.
0:45.6	Plus it's vegan friendly and formulated without GMOs, major allergens, animal
0:50.0	products, shady fillers and artificial colors. Be like me and poop on the regular before
0:54.7	leaving the house to conquer the world gas-free. Climb back on that porcelain throne and make me proud people.
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1:06.8	slash bald. That's 25% off at Ritual.com slash bald. Happy squattingting this episode is sponsored by a loomie
1:15.9	Greetings fine listeners even though the sweltering heat of the summer is finally abating and the crisp fall air has begun creeping into our lives, that doesn't mean that perspiration and the resulting stinkiness has vanished.
1:27.0	If you're like me and you sweat like a blue ribbon hog at the Iowa State Fair in August, regardless of the ambient temperature, then listen up.
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1:48.0	It's made for those truly fed-ed areas like your pits, privates, and feet.
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