Sapphira Cristál's Chicken Carbonara For Two (Part 2) with Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Step 1: Locate an impossibly gorgeous man in South Boston who's family owns an Italian restaurant. Follow him home and heat extra virgin olive oil in a heavy frying pan over medium heat. Add pancetta and garlic and saute until the pancetta is brown and crisp, and you're hard as a rock, about 8 minutes. Step 2: In a large bowl, whisk together the cream, cheese, yolks, basil, and penis to blend. When ready, proceed to insertion into said gorgeous man. Step 3: Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil over high heat. Add the spaghetti and cook until you finish, about 10 minutes if you think of something awful like your 5th grade teacher Mrs. Shield's thick, lustrous goatee. Once finished, ensure that both you and the spaghetti are fully drained. Step 4: Add the chicken to the pan with the pancetta and stir to combine, as you prepare yourself to receive the gorgeous man inside you. Next, add the spaghetti and the cream mixture and toss over medium-low heat until he creams, (do NOT boil or you might end up scrambling his eggs). Season the pasta to taste, sprinkle his nuts with lemon zest, and serve with a generous topping of parmesan. Feeds two. (Part 2 of a special 2-part interview!) Need a website? Check Out https://SquareSpace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.SquareSpace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Follow Sapphira: @SapphiraCristal Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is sponsored by Quince. As we place our decorative gourds on the dining room table
0:04.9	amongst a warm color palette including DIY leaf-shaped cork coasters, handmade apple cider soy
0:11.0	wax candles, and a vintage copper vessel filled to the brim with rosebuds and fiery red and orange
0:15.7	leaves from the front yard, let us take a moment to recognize the change of seasons and welcome the brisk
0:20.8	autumnal air and warm color palette of fall.
0:23.7	It's time for all the wonderful fall activities of childhood, like attending the local high school football game to see Zachary start at tight end and Jennifer Chehrman from the sidelines,
0:33.2	or appreciating the nutmeg bouquet of a pumpkin spice latte with friends around a roaring fire pit,
0:38.9	or the best one of all, slipping into an ultra-cozy sweater from Quince.
0:43.6	While both I and the internet know that Quince is famous for their Mongolian cashmere sweaters
0:48.0	from $50, that's not the only thing you can expect from Quince.
0:51.8	All their items are priced 50 to 80% less than similar
0:55.2	brands, which means more money in your pocket to buy the collectible porcelain Thanksgiving Village.
1:00.4	And after you're done making your house a beautiful beacon of holiday cheer, you can wear
1:04.1	that beautiful leather jacket from Quince for an evening stroll, paired with their buttery soft,
1:08.4	cotton, cardigan sweater, and all-day comfortable denim jeans.
1:12.3	Quinn's partners directly with top factories so they can cut out the cost of the middleman,
1:16.2	which passes the savings on to us.
1:18.8	And Quince only works with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices.
1:24.3	They utilize premium fabrics and finishes for that luxury feel in every piece. I can't even
1:29.4	begin to tell you how much I love my Mongolian cashmere quarter-zip sweater. I wore it to an outdoor
1:34.6	concert and it was the perfect wait to keep me warm and comfy even as the sun began to set. The luxurious
1:40.8	softness of that cashmere sweater is matched only by that of my cashmere ribbed
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