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The Bert Show

SANTA SCARED STRAIGHT

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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The virtual.

0:57.9

It happens every couple of years where Santa ends up calling a kid that's on the naughty

1:04.9

list to try to get them on the nice list and kids just a little bit on the sensitive

1:08.2

side about it and starts crying.

1:10.2

Tommy, would you say it happens at least once a year?

1:13.9

Oh, once a year definitely. Santa must feel awful about it, right?

1:17.9

Yeah, and he usually tries to rain the kid back in pretty quickly.

1:22.3

All right.

1:23.3

I'd there have been past years also where kids have said, I love you to Santa and Santa,

1:26.5

I don't think heard it and didn't say I love you back.

1:28.5

No, Santa, I'm a panic.

1:31.5

Santa said, I don't know you like that.

1:33.5

Don't you stare at him right now. This is like his busy time of the year.

1:39.0

Yeah, he's very distracted. There's no doubt.

1:41.1

So what is Santa scared straight, Kristen?

1:42.9

We have a direct line to the big man himself, Santa Claus. So, Bert Show fam, if you have

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