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Santa Scared Straight: Six Year Old Kyler Needs A Good Talking To From The Big Man Himself!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Kyler is only six and he's flipping people off, saying the b-word and cussing everyone out! Can Santa set him straight? Listen to their phone call here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:56.9

Alright, parents, you should know this by now. We've been telling you for years. You

1:02.1

have leverage right now with your kids because you know us and we know Santa.

1:12.4

We call it Santa Scared Straight and if you've got a kid that's like right there in the

1:17.3

middle right now. Not on the nice, not on naughty or maybe on naughty. And you need your

1:22.9

kids to do some stuff over the next couple of weeks to get them on the nice list. You

1:26.7

call us We call Santa. So in this case, Kyler, six years old to get a call. Kyler flips people

1:36.3

off all the time. He's six years old. Could you imagine that little six-year-old finger flipping

1:41.6

you off? And you're like, oh, that's adorable. He's also an adorable little nephew. He calls

1:48.1

people the B word and an A hole. He's six years old. Wow. You're not going to believe

1:54.1

what he did to the birds around his house. He egged his mom's bedroom also. Come on.

2:01.3

Egged mom's bedroom. So Kyler needed a call from Santa.

2:06.5

Hello.

2:09.5

It's Santa calling for Kyler. One second Kyler. Merry Christmas. Do you know who this is?

2:21.1

Santa? You're right. Are you ready for Christmas? Yes. That's why I'm calling because there's

2:27.7

a few little boys and girls out there that I want to make sure you're on the nice list.

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