Santa Scared Straight: Myzel

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	Parents, this is the time of year.
0:02.0	It is the season, if you will,
0:03.3	that you finally have one up on your children.
0:06.8	And that is because you have the fear of Santa
0:11.1	at your disposal, right?
0:12.4	You were bad.
0:13.2	Santa's not coming, you know?
0:14.6	Did Jewish people have like a thing like that?
0:17.7	If you're not good, we're not lighting them a door.
0:19.3	I don't know, there's like a Jewish equivalent of it.
0:21.8	Anyway, so we decided to harness this ability back in 2009
0:27.0	with a segment that we did called
0:28.4	Santa Scared Strait, where we light the kids
0:30.2	who are headed towards the naughty list,
0:31.7	no, and one of the cutest things we did all year.
0:34.2	And you'll hear it today on the show.
0:35.5	Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit
0:38.3	that I am a mama's boy.
0:39.9	You're not just any mama's boy.
0:42.0	You're a certified mama's boy.
0:44.8	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:48.8	What's up?
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