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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

MORE MAMA'S BOY: 12 Days Of Christmas

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2022

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0

Surprise it is time for yet another more mama's boy episode. This is where some things that are made the cutting room floor

0:07.7

Actually end up in your ears. I try to keep these episodes. It's close to 40 minutes as possible

0:12.9

So if something goes a little bit long, I make it into a more mama's boy episode

0:16.6

And that is what you're getting here today. I've always loved this

0:19.7

I've been fascinated when every single year they talk about the 12 days of Christmas and how much it can cost and

0:24.8

Y'all with inflation ain't looking good this year with more mama's boy

0:28.0

I always find this interesting. I don't know why every year they come out with this list of what the the 12 days of Christmas would cost

0:33.5

And I saw this month's prep in the radio show today. And I I just I you would have to expect

0:40.1

You know, and by the way, we're talking about here. You know 12 days of Christmas, right? So

0:45.0

Partridge and a pear tree right to trouble dub, you know song, right? Yeah, yeah

0:49.7

So how much would that actually cost if you were to buy all of that? Well at PNC bank every year puts together a list of like what that would actually cost

0:56.7

Any predictions mom with inflation this year. Oh god. So if we were to do here's the total

1:02.8

Let's just go through it really quick. We're buying one partridge in a pear tree

1:07.1

Uh-huh two turtle dubs three French ins four-calling birds five golden rings

1:12.6

Uh-huh six keys of laying. What's with the hell seven swans of swimming?

1:17.5

Which I think is the highest price thing on here the swans of swimming by the way were the highest

1:21.8

Price item on here. Yeah eight maids of milking which I don't know. Okay. I don't know why that would be so cheap

1:27.8

How would you buy that maybe that's just like for their service? Oh, like for the how much you have to pay them to milk

1:34.3

Maybe for a certain amount of time

1:37.0

Nine ladies dancing

1:39.0

Yeah, 10 lords of leaping. Well, actually that was the most expensive thing seven pipe. I'm sorry 11 pipers piping and 12 drummers

1:48.2

drumming

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