Santa’s Dark Helpers

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

Comedy, Paranormal, True Crime, Dark History

4.4 • 100.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

It's the holidays, weirdos! Time to get freaky, brutal and murderous. Tonight on our first mini-Morbid episode, we are covering Santa's scary helpers who will beat you, eat you and maybe steal your candles.

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0:06.1	Hey there, fellow podcast listener, it's Alena.
0:09.4	And Ash!
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0:26.8	Hey weirdos, I'm Alena.
0:29.2	I'm Ash, and this is a mini morbid.
0:33.4	Mini morbid!
0:35.4	We like it!
0:49.1	We didn't plan that.
0:51.1	On plant.
0:52.3	I went rogue, if you would.
0:54.1	On solicited morbid.
0:57.5	So yeah, welcome to the, it's kind of like a mini morbid episode, that's what our second
1:01.6	episode of the week will be.
1:03.2	Yeah, from here on out, I think, these are going to be faster and looser, and there's
1:07.9	not going to be any housekeeping or anything, so we're just going to dive right into it.
1:12.0	Let's go, do it.
1:14.0	Our first episode happens to fall during the holiday season.
1:18.5	So we decided Merry Christmas.
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