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Minion Death Cult

Santa is most likely not coming this year and Elfy is dead

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2020

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This week we cover the bold new idea of "Citizen Dismissal," the customer-service equivalent to a citizen's arrest put forward by humorist David Sedaris.

Also: the stark reality of the North Pole under covid restrictions 

Listen to the Buttfest 2000 miniseries at http://patreon.com/streetfightradio 

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Music: Kal Marks - Nu Legs 

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.

0:07.0

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.

0:11.0

So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.

0:18.0

It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned guys. We'll show

0:22.5

exactly what it looks like when they're going to go to storm. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander

0:35.6

Edward. I'm Tony Boswell.

0:38.8

And we're a minion death cult.

0:40.4

The world is ending.

0:44.7

Suicidal Christmas elves are responsible.

0:46.9

We're documenting it.

0:49.3

What's up, everybody? It is your regular episode for the week.

0:53.5

We have not yet reached the part of peak season where we give the middle finger to

1:00.8

the cheapskates who listen to this show for free and revert to Patreon-only form.

1:06.5

So far, we seem to have hired enough scabs at work that I'm still only up to about 11-hour days.

1:16.5

They are abundant right now, which is good for getting episodes out on time.

1:22.1

Yeah, I don't blame them.

1:24.2

I don't blame them for taking the job.

1:30.6

It's just kind of unfortunate that like the seasonal drivers are paid like much more than the full-time drivers who are still on their first

1:37.3

or second year of progression. It's it's more of like a indictment of the union than it is an indictment of the company or whatever.

1:47.7

Like the company realizes we need to pay people more to actually have them work here.

1:53.0

And the union hasn't like bothered to fight for like those employees' wages to the, you know, to the degree that like full time uh already

2:04.9

uh topped out drivers have had their rights fought for you know anyway so we'll we'll keep everybody

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