Moving on to the next segment, really have to do a follow-up to our segment on David Sedaris.

It sucks how much I've had to think about David Sedaris.

Somebody I really, really don't give a shit about, like, emphatically.

Don't care about.

The thing is, uh, what I do care about is being right.

True.

And, I mean, you're good at it, so.

Well, not according to some people.

And I just want to make sure that people know that I'm right. Like, I don't, I don't

have like the energy to come at David Sedaris anymore. I don't care again. But I do have the

energy to like defend my, my, my name, right? So, absolutely. people seem to think you know we covered

David Sedaris on the main feed this week the bit of humor he did about how

wouldn't it be funny if we were able to fire customer service employees who didn't go the

extra mile for me and who like, you know,

it looked at me like an idiot when I said, what am I supposed to do without a bag?

You know, they're just like fish mouth gaping open, you know?

You looked at me where when I was like, give me your panties.

So people seemed to think that, uh, I didn't know David Sedaris was joking

yeah

a lot of the response was

he was joking he doesn't really want that

girl's panties

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