Sandwiches

The Complete Guide to Everything

Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds

Facts, Society & Culture, Tim Daniels, Tv & Film, Funny, Learning, Humor, Tom Reynolds, Comedy, Knowledge

4.5 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week we’re talking turkey, turkey SANDWICHES that is. One of our favorite topics, but one that has never been explored at length, until now. We aren’t afraid to tackle the big issues either. Mustard or mayonnaise? Whole wheat or white bread? How tall of a sandwich is too tall? We also find surprising common ground as well as a whole lot of conflict.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the complete guide to everything of podcast about everything. I'm
0:11.3	love your host Tom. I'm Tim. How are you doing this week Tim? Tom? I'm doing alright.
0:16.0	I'm feeling energetic. Peppy. I've been drinking a lot of water. And that's making you
0:21.0	peppy. Yeah, Tom. Do you have any notices? Tim, are you gonna... is this gonna be one of
0:28.9	your things about what they put in the water? No. In the water spot. Yeah, if you notice this,
0:33.8	you got to admit it tastes different. It tastes different. It used to taste better. There's
0:40.8	something in there. No, there's a new trend. That's sweeping the nation. People are drinking
0:50.9	a lot of water these days. Have you noticed there's like a million articles about it? Tom,
0:56.0	there are so many trend pieces in all the click-baiting sites that are like I drank a gallon
1:05.4	of water a day for a week. And you won't believe what happened. And drinking a gallon of water
1:11.4	a day isn't all at once? No, just no throughout the day. So it's like, yeah, that's more than...
1:17.6	but it's not like by any means crazy. And literally every article is, oh, I had to pee all the time.
1:27.8	Yeah. I feel like oddly energetic. And my skin got a little better. But all of them are like
1:35.9	1500 words. There's like five new articles of this. Somebody's first person water-drinking experience.
1:46.2	Every day is all the same goddamn article. That should be the new like watch and paint dry,
1:52.2	like reen about water-drinking. Yeah. And they're like, oh my god, I was so embarrassed at work.
1:58.7	I had to pee so often. So stop drinking all that water. What do you want me to say? You think
2:03.9	this is... Oh my god, look at this groundbreaking journalism. This person drank a lot of water
2:10.5	and they had to urinate often. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Awesome. We need like 1500 people to freaking
2:19.0	write about this. Oh, what do you think? Well, what happens would build drinks a lot of water?
2:24.3	Well, the same thing happened. That happened to Kathy. We will find... Yeah, dude.
2:30.2	And were these people that previously were drinking the recommended amount of water? I don't know.
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