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Happy Tuesday, everyone. So the Vandal who attacked J.D. Vance's home with a hammer has been identified as a 26-year-old man who goes by the name Julia.

Police suspected it was a biological male because he knew how to use a hammer.

Scientists have identified the bat families that are most likely to spark the next epidemic.

Coincidentally, they were all found at one man's house.

Yeah.

New York's new housing czar previously posted that she wanted to make life hell for white people.

Leading many to fear, she'll institute a policy where they'll have to date her.

Man, I love being black.

Me too.

New guidelines say that an at-home

genital warts test could replace the pap

smear for some women.

Experts warn, however, that if this man shows up at your house, he's not a doctor.

Joe Biden's pension is the largest of any president in history.

And he's already got an eye on some new real estate.

A growing number of patients are getting butt lifts using fat from dead people.

I know, leading many to believe that Kim Kardashian is a serial killer.

According to a new study, since ending affirmative action, colleges are now admitting Asian students at incredible rates.

We will have an official number once an Asian kid does the math.

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