SAMUEL: "The Messiah" and the golden hemorrhoid rats

Vacation Bible School Podcast

Jason Kirk, Emily Kirk

Religion & Spirituality

5 • 631 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

We're entering a whole new chunk of the Bible, and it might be a surprise chunk!

Why we're now in Samuel instead of Ruth, the book that's up next according to Christian Bibles!
Yet another barren womb! As always, when the Bible reuses a story, the variations are everything!
The Bible's first usage of "the messiah" is a fine time to talk about how poorly the average Christian understands the old, complex, ever-evolving concept!
Meet the original Typical Preacher's Kids!
A war catastrophe leads to the Philistines capturing the Ark of the Covenant, which goes very terribly for the Philistines' genitals!

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0:00.0	On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
0:03.4	Five golden.
0:04.7	Let's go, right.
0:06.1	Let's go right.
0:07.3	Christmas, Exodus, the bit of his numbers.
0:10.5	Do you don't want to be.
0:12.1	One.
0:12.4	Dayeronomy.
0:13.3	One day daron want to meet.
0:15.3	One.
0:15.6	Dayoron want to me.
0:18.7	Hello there.
0:20.2	And welcome back to the Vacation Bible School podcast.
0:22.7	My name is Jason Kirk and joined once again by Emily Kirk.
0:25.8	Hi Emily.
0:26.3	How have you been?
0:27.0	Hi.
0:27.4	I've been good.
0:28.2	Thank you.
0:29.0	How about you?
0:29.7	I've been okay.
0:31.6	Yeah.
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