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Vacation Bible School Podcast

Jason Kirk, Emily Kirk

Religion & Spirituality

5 • 631 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Samuel 7-16!

The Bible contains a LOT of genres. Uh-oh, you're now in the middle of a Machiavellian historical novel about Derek Zoolander!
Time for our regular installment of Which Part Of This Story Will White Christian Americans Try To Contort Into Propaganda For White Christian America?
Does this episode include weird math, exaggerated war stuff, confusing prophet behavior, confusing food rules, weird animal stuff, baffling arguments, the total eradication of tribes clearly not eradicated, and women hanging out by a well? It's a Bible episode, so duh!
Know how you've been told you have to believe the Bible is perfect, inerrant, and handed down directly from God? Well, we recently dug some of this section's missing portions out of the ground, and half the translations disagree on how old its protagonist is, so maybe not!
Samuel is the ... ... ... ... ... ... good guy in this story? Really?
Meet David, simultaneously a humble Cinderella boy and a breathtaking Mary Sue warrior-poet!

As always, thank you for listening! You can support this show on Patreon for bonus episodes and stuff, and follow us on Twitter and Instagram!

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0:00.0	Hello,
0:02.0	Do notherty
0:07.0	Hello and welcome back to the vacation Bible school podcast. My name is Jason Kirk and I am joined by Emily Kirk. Hi, Emily. Hi. How are you doing today? I'm fine. Thank you. How do you do? I'm doing wonderful. We are here to, we're here to do a podcast, and it's a podcast.
0:40.2	It's part of a series, and the series is Vacation Bible School.
0:49.3	And on this show, what we do is we go through the Bible and we read it, which is crazy, because that means learning things about it.
0:50.3	Have you ever read the Bible?
0:52.9	I have, yeah. But the thing is, I read it as a, um, a fundy youth. Uh, we are,
0:59.5	at this time we were posting a, uh, Patreon episode, partly about how fundy did you grow up?
1:04.2	And I grew very fundy and you at no point have ever been particularly fundy. Nope. You remain a believing Christian.
1:12.7	So I, yeah, I read the Bible back when I was a, a fundy little youth.
1:16.9	And reading it again now that I'm extremely not fundy has resulted in, like, me learning
1:23.2	things that are in there that are like often like really obvious.
1:27.1	What's that feel like it's
1:28.5	pretty weird it's pretty weird seeing like you know the Bible says like forgiving debt is is great
1:33.6	and you should do it every chance you get whereas you know somehow I just missed that you know
1:38.9	when I was a when I was a kid and there's a lot of grown-up kids who seem to have missed that as
1:43.2	well but we're not here today to talk about debts necessarily.
1:47.0	We're here to talk about the Book of Samuel.
1:48.9	This is our second episode on the Book of Samuel.
1:51.9	The first one concerned the Prophet Samuel, getting a religious education, a weird war happening.
1:58.2	There's always weird wars going on.
2:00.2	That one involved golden tumor rats,
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