Samantics Ft. Sam Hyde

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Sam and Sam found the perfect replacement for Bryan: Sam. So Sam has been up to some crazy stuff and Sam and Sam want to figure out what that is. So buckle up and stay tuned for crazy takes from Sam, insane antics from Sam, and wild accusations and conjecture from Sam. Featuring: Sam.

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0:00.0	You say everything that we just said.
0:03.3	Say the rape bit again.
0:04.5	Immediately.
0:06.3	I hope there's a doomsday.
0:08.1	What is wrong with you gentlemen?
0:09.8	Yeah, sorry.
0:10.7	I just got some insight about that though.
0:12.6	I now, when you phrase it like that, I kind of am a loser.
0:16.3	That would probably, you know.
0:18.1	I mean, we all are.
0:18.8	It's okay.
0:19.3	I think everybody has that fantasy in their head that if the shit hits the fan,
0:23.9	I'll lead the next generation.
0:25.8	Will I kill first?
0:27.2	Yeah, that's my fantasy.
0:28.2	I got kids and shit now.
0:29.9	Like, this society needs to, and they're like, I'm the only male in the household.
0:33.9	So, like, what you said earlier is a grim reality of the situation.
0:40.4	And I ain't man enough to defend all these bitches, dude.
0:41.5	Like, you'll be good.
0:43.2	You got a couple guns.
0:45.1	I'm in the fucking south, dude.
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