going into the third time I've tried starting this podcast without a it doesn't I'm really

sick right now so my my thought process isn't exactly in it today I have some stories

but the way I'm getting to them is not going well.

All right. So, I don't know if you guys have ever heard of this thing called hand, foot, and mouth.

It's a disease that I thought was in a list of diseases that people don't get anymore,

like cholera, scarlet fever, the bubonic plague, stuff like that, right?

And, well, it turns out my daughter got hand foot and mouth and then uh of course

she got my wife sick and then uh and then she like hawked a lugy and coughed into my face and so now

i got sick and uh and in kids it you get like sores on the palms of your feet and your hands

and adults I don't think that happens but uh um I thought I was just getting a fever right I we didn't know

that she had hand foot and mouth at this point and and then I have like this fucking disgust of people that get tonsl stones.

I don't know if you guys know what tonsil stones are.

But there's like an entire subreddit culture of people that they do nothing but like pop out tonsil stones with Q-tips and then like put them on a napkin and take a picture of it

and they're like wow check out this beauty I just got out what a nugget right which is fucking

gross it is gross tonsil stones are gross if I was a dictator and I was trying to form my perfect

utopia.

People that make tonsil stones would be the people that would get rounded up and you would never see again.

It would be fucking gone.

A tonsillectomy would be the first requirement to be in my nation.

I still have my tonsils, but I don't make tonsil stones, right?

So I, uh, so I, I have like this nasty fear and disgust of tonsl stones.

And I'm like, and I was sitting there with this fever and I was like trying to eat some food.

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