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Top Flight Time Machine

Sam’s Birthday Pan

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2019

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Teenage boozing, playground memories, speed-predicting, a boxing confession and a last-gasp dog death escape… 

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0:00.0

Here we go. This is top.

0:05.0

We go.

0:07.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

0:10.0

Here we go. This is it.

0:14.0

This is top flag time machine. I am Andy Dawson.

0:17.0

I'm Sandalaney.

0:18.0

Welcome along to your Friday morning episode.

0:20.0

Top black time machine.

0:22.0

Just a couple of good old boys.

0:23.8

Huh? Yeah. What, huh?

0:25.8

Good Friday?

0:27.2

Yeah, oh, it is good Friday.

0:28.8

When the Lord rose again.

0:31.0

Is that what happened?

0:32.0

Or did he, no? The Lord went sleep on the cross. He was put

0:36.7

up on that cross and that's why to this day we take crosses and set fire to them and talk about lynching folks who ain't like us.

0:44.0

Because that's what Jesus wanted us to do.

0:46.0

The Lord went up on that cross and had a lovely four-day sleep

0:50.0

because it was a bank holiday weekend.

0:52.0

Whoa, whoa-hoo! Whoa-hoo! sleep because it was bank holiday weekend. Oh, lovely.

0:54.0

And that.

0:57.0

Um, yeah,

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