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Top Flight Time Machine

Sam’s Balls

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

England indifference vs dressing up as a crusader. Also, erm… Sam’s balls.


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0:00.0

Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it!

0:14.2

This is Top Flight Time machine, I am Andy Hot Body Dawson, pow pow pow pow.

0:18.4

I'm Sam Nickney Delaney, so what?

0:20.6

Well, I'm with Friday Morning Episode, it's, oh it's such a week,

0:24.6

end ahead of us Sam for Euro 2020 quarterfinals, including England versus Ukraine and my god,

0:33.3

it's just tantalizing, but I will add this as well, I will see fucking none of it.

0:40.0

Well, how can I? I will see none of it. I will be, and I'm not saying this at a negative kind of

0:47.7

way, I will be escorting my daughter to a university open deer, which involves driving down to the

0:53.8

outskirts of London this evening, and then doing the open deer tomorrow throughout the morning and

0:59.9

afternoon, and then driving back from the outskirts of London to Sunderland tomorrow evening,

1:06.3

which should not hang on any. I'm going to uncover all of the matches.

1:09.2

But tomorrow night's game, the England game is what, eight o'clock?

1:12.7

Yeah. So, I'm thinking you've got to stay in a premiering on the outskirts of London,

1:19.4

tomorrow night. It's fucking obvious. No, you know what, it's England, I'm not that first.

1:25.6

Oh, fucks sake, mate. I'm not really not, I wasn't bothered the other night.

1:30.5

This is how it works, this is how it works for Bington, right? We don't like them, we find it

1:35.7

boring, we don't watch the games, it's an annoying and irritating interruption of the Premier League

1:41.2

season when they pay their darn fucking qualifiers and friendlies. The tournaments start to go

1:45.1

fucking ignite, give a shit, the fans are all stupid, the players are all cunts, the managers

1:50.1

clueless, and then we win, and then you do what I do, you buy off of Amazon for £20, a

2:00.0

crusader's outfit, and wear and dress up in it in your house where the only people to impress

2:09.1

are your wife and your two children. Your son is so angry with you for wearing it, he practically

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