Sam’s Balls
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
England indifference vs dressing up as a crusader. Also, erm… Sam’s balls.
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it! |
| 0:14.2 | This is Top Flight Time machine, I am Andy Hot Body Dawson, pow pow pow pow. |
| 0:18.4 | I'm Sam Nickney Delaney, so what? |
| 0:20.6 | Well, I'm with Friday Morning Episode, it's, oh it's such a week, |
| 0:24.6 | end ahead of us Sam for Euro 2020 quarterfinals, including England versus Ukraine and my god, |
| 0:33.3 | it's just tantalizing, but I will add this as well, I will see fucking none of it. |
| 0:40.0 | Well, how can I? I will see none of it. I will be, and I'm not saying this at a negative kind of |
| 0:47.7 | way, I will be escorting my daughter to a university open deer, which involves driving down to the |
| 0:53.8 | outskirts of London this evening, and then doing the open deer tomorrow throughout the morning and |
| 0:59.9 | afternoon, and then driving back from the outskirts of London to Sunderland tomorrow evening, |
| 1:06.3 | which should not hang on any. I'm going to uncover all of the matches. |
| 1:09.2 | But tomorrow night's game, the England game is what, eight o'clock? |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah. So, I'm thinking you've got to stay in a premiering on the outskirts of London, |
| 1:19.4 | tomorrow night. It's fucking obvious. No, you know what, it's England, I'm not that first. |
| 1:25.6 | Oh, fucks sake, mate. I'm not really not, I wasn't bothered the other night. |
| 1:30.5 | This is how it works, this is how it works for Bington, right? We don't like them, we find it |
| 1:35.7 | boring, we don't watch the games, it's an annoying and irritating interruption of the Premier League |
| 1:41.2 | season when they pay their darn fucking qualifiers and friendlies. The tournaments start to go |
| 1:45.1 | fucking ignite, give a shit, the fans are all stupid, the players are all cunts, the managers |
| 1:50.1 | clueless, and then we win, and then you do what I do, you buy off of Amazon for £20, a |
| 2:00.0 | crusader's outfit, and wear and dress up in it in your house where the only people to impress |
| 2:09.1 | are your wife and your two children. Your son is so angry with you for wearing it, he practically |
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