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Pardon My Take

Sam Darnold, Mt Rushmore Of Pisses, Joey Chestnut Is The GOAT American, Britney Spears vs Vic + Monday Reading

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

We're back from 4th of July and have a lot to talk about. Joey Chestnut is the greatest american ever. Threads happened and we're over it. Hank is taking the summer off so leave him alone. Victor Wembanyama vs Britney Spears (00:00:00-00:26:03). Who's back of the week including Wimbledon, eating, UFC and more (00:26:03-00:59:38). Sam Darnold joins the show to talk about TEU, his career, seeing ghosts and actually seeing ghosts at George Kittle's house, Adam Gase's hyperdrive, USC and more. (00:59:38-01:31:56) Mt Rushmore of best pisses (01:31:56-01:56:08) . We finish up with Monday Reading The Reply Guys Who Won, Repeatedly commenting on your crush's twitter posts is a terrible dating strategy...until it isn't (01:56:08-02:10:39).


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0:00.0

Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Sam Darnold on the show. We interviewed him at TEU. It was awesome in-person. Great talking to Sam Darnold. We also have the Mount Rushmore of Pisses. Piss, great Mount Rushmore. We're back after the week off July 4th. So we got a lot to talk about. We got Who's Back of the Week. We got a Monday reading. And it is all brought to you by the greatest beer ever created. That is Coors Light. I've seen the mountains. They are so blue being tweeted at us. It has a great week for Corsair Light. Everyone thinks about the day they'll eventually get to retire and enjoy all the freedom that comes with it, especially you Hank. But who says we have to wait decades before we get to kick back and chill out. Take advantage of that free will and spend the summer chilling like a retiree, Hank, and pair those moments with Corsair Light the beer that's made to chill. It's a beer that's made to chill. Pairs well with a retired state of mind, Hank, the mountains on the bottles and cans, even turn blue when your beer is cold. So you know, when it's time to grab another per for all your all your summer plans, relax there of no judgment here. This summer chill like you're retired with Cors Light, get Cors Light delivered straight your door or jersey or inscribed by going to your coreslight.com slash take, celebrate

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1:45.5

Okay, let's go. It's part of my take. Is anybody? the first dayay sports. Welcome to part of my take today is Monday, July 10th. And the boys are back. Hello, boys. Hello, boys. Hello, boys. Good to see all of you. It's a great, great to be back. We had the week of 4th July off. So we haven't talked to the people in a while. Hope everyone enjoyed Dungeons & Dragons on Friday.

2:46.6

I certainly did Tim Woods' a legend. But boys, where should we start? I mean, I actually think I was thinking about I was trying to recap everything that happened this past week. And there's only one way to start. And I know everyone's been like, oh, Victor, Wembe and Yana and Britney Spears, no. It's our guide Joey Chestnut being the greatest American of all time and saving, literally

3:06.8

saving the 4th of July for America. Yeah, that's when he goes between being the greatest athlete to ever compete in a sport to being an absolute legend, a living legend, the Paul Bunyan of chugging glizzlies. Because this dude was fucking, he walked out of the locker room when they canceled the event and the look on his face was just one of utter sheer determination. I said that they should put that face on money. That should be a portrait that exists on what like a $4 bill, however much a hot dog costs. That should be on that denomination of currency because he was determined he was going to make that thing happen, come hell or high water. And then he stepped out there and yeah, it wasn't his best performance, but given the circumstances, he absolutely, he's still dominated everybody and put his best foot forward, continued the streak. Dude is a legend. He, I mean, they tried to freeze him out. We know what happens to the buns. He told us what happens to the buns when they sit out they get stale. They're harder to eat. He's still dominated. 16th championship. I know that people think maybe we get a little hyperbolic when we talk about Joey Chessna in terms of the greatest of all time. I don't think we are doing it enough because this past, fourth of July, not only did he cement himself even further, better than everyone else never going to be touched. But he's also maybe on a short list of greatest Americans of all time. He saved the sport. He saved the eating. Like the list of people that you can count that have done something of that magnitude, it's Joey Chastano and it's Teddy Roosevelt when he saved football. Yeah. When he turned it into the woke football league,

4:46.1

we were not allowed to have people die on the field anymore. But it was like, it was such a great moment because we were all bummed out when the hot dog eating contest was canceled. Everybody was just pissed off. Like, what are we gonna do before the barbecue starts? This is what we do every Fourth of July. It's appointment television. We get amped up about it. And he just, he as an individual made sure that it happened.

5:07.0

He's like, we're gonna do this fucking thing.

5:08.4

Yeah. And then he did the fucking thing and then he did the fucking thing He is yeah, he's up there. I if we did a new Mount Rushmore of greatest Americans of all time. It's Joey Chestnut Who else get TJ off get Thomas Jeffers get a fraud overrated. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

5:25.0

I'm trying to think who else?

5:26.5

If we're talking just like sucking down hot dogs,

5:29.0

I feel like Nancy Reagan might have a say of it. Broco? Yeah, it's been a while since she's gone viral for being the throat coach. I imagine she competed in the Nathan's Hot Dog in Contest. That would be a matchup. Yes. hologram nancy ragan

5:45.4

That would be great if we just did it It's like when they do like what this horse would look like against Secretariat and they just did that as an animation. Maybe you get like the Monday night football graphics going again and Nancy really like Mike and I. She swallowing like pills. Yeah, take tax. Yeah. She's like a, yeah, she's like, when you give your dog pills, you just put them into like a little peanut butter capsule gulp. No, it was great. I was so happy that we at least got to have the contest. It was, it was a great moment for America. It really was. It really was. The other things that So Victor Wemben Nyama, welcome to America, buddy. No way to be introduced to our culture and our world and have Britney Spears try to grab your ass and then have it become like an international incident on your second week in this country. I still don't really know what the big issue was watching the video. I like what what was the she tried to grab him a security guard kind of swiped and then she almost hit herself in the face. Yeah, and the news came out. When the poor came out the day before and everyone used their own imagination thinking that his security guard like punched her in the face. Yeah. And then once the video came out, I was like, oh, this is like,

7:05.3

this is nothing.

7:06.2

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I'll be honest with you,

7:08.7

this was a story that I saw the headline

7:09.5

and I was like, okay,

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