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Pardon My Take

Eagles TE Dallas Goedert, Mt Rushmore Of Triangles, MLB All Star Game + Guys On Chicks

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

The NL is officially back on the winning side of the midsummer classic. We have some rule changes for the HR Derby and we want to see fat drunk guys get drilled (00:00:00-00:17:06). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank trying to cheat and Rovell losing his mind and going radio silent over the Northwestern news (00:17:06-00:41:15). Mt Rushmore of Triangles. Eagles TE Dallas Goedert joins the show to talk ball, growing up in South Dakota, playing college football as a way bigger player, unicycles and tons more (00:41:15-01:26:02). We finish with guys on chicks (01:26:02-01:36:39).


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have a great show for the people. We're talking MLB All-Star game. We're talking Home Run Derby. We got hot sea cool throne, a great, great interview with Dallas Goddard from the Philadelphia Eagles. One of those interviews, I'm gonna tell AWLs and I'm not saying this just because take he's around Friday, but one of those interviews, we sat down, we didn't really know a lot about Dallas Goddard, we stood up after him, we're like, that guy fucking rules, we want to be friends with him. We have Mount Rushmore of triangles, of actually hilarious Mount Rushmore, because our minds wandered. And then we have guys on checks to wrap it all up. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Body Armor. The new Body Armor is out. Body Armor sports drinks helps us stay hydrated throughout our interviews with the biggest guests in the world, packed with electrolytes and no artificial sweeteners, flavors or dyes, body armor sports drinks, hydrates, today's athletes during competition and more importantly, us during interviews, buy some body armor today on Amazon. But here's the thing, you better buy the strawberry banana drink. It is the most delicious drink in the world. It's been very hot this summer. An ice cold strawberry banana drink after a workout, after a long walk, after you're out and mowing the lawn, maybe even after you just walk on the street to your job, or you're on the subway, that is the drink of the summer when it comes to hydrating you, making you feel great, packed with electrolytes, no artificial sweeteners, flavors or dyes, body armor sports drinks, hydratesrates, today's athletes, and us during competition and us during interviews. So buy body armor today on Amazon, buy body armor now on Amazon and Tell them the big cat sent you you don't actually have to tell anyone big cats sent you Because it's Amazon. But if you wanted to if you want to whisper it while you're buying it tell them big cats sent you and tell them big cats said buy the strawberry banana drink

2:06.3

Because it's the best drink out there. So body armor is the drink. It's the go-to water It's the go-to drinks that we have in the office. It's fueling us every single day go by body armor right now on Amazon. Okay, let's go Let's go! And then I can't live all on the sun. Oh, no, we're gonna rock it down too. He let Shrek I ran you. And then we're taking higher. Oh, we're gonna rock it down too. He let my take. He's in it by barstays sports. Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, July 12th, and PFT. We're back, baby. The NL is back. We've won the All Star game, the most important game in the entire summer. It's the only time both teams put out their best effort, put out their best guys. The NL is back on top. You know what's kind of sick to think about is somehow baseball does have the most competitive all-star game. When you look across every school, they all suck. They all suck. This happened to be an especially shitty game because I think like everybody else in America, I was rooting for Tai. I was rooting for the Dingers off for extra innings where it was going to be three players, three swings each from each team and whoever got the most dingers was gonna win the All-Star game.

3:45.9

That's what I wanted to see.

3:47.2

That's what everyone wanted to see. At least, as you said, the Long National League Nightmare is over in America. It's been nine games. They were in a nine game losing streak, which is bizarre. It's like so insane to think that it and All-Star game between the two leagues that one team could dominate like the AL has.

4:04.2

Yep, but somehow it happened.

4:05.9

And they lost twice tonight too,

4:07.1

because shout out to the Mariners fans who took a stand for America and took a stand for righteousness and they booed the Astros players coming in this game. Thank you Seattle. Good sports town. Hank's not here so I can say it and he won't leap it out. He won't delete it because he's usually coward Seattle good sports down.

4:26.0

Yes, yes.

4:26.9

And it was, you know, listen, all the AL fanboys are going to be like, oh, it doesn't matter. It's just it's just an all-star game. No, no, it matters. The NL's back on top one and O in the last one. It's called the bid summer classic for a reason. Okay. It's actually the MLB cup.

4:41.9

Yeah, you can't get better.

4:44.0

Yeah, every player actually wins a free roster spot on the Houston Rockets.

4:48.8

So it's pretty big deal. It's a pretty big deal. But yeah, it was a boring game other than the the start was awesome when it was just like awesome catches, awesome catches. That wasn't a great start for me. I bet on the over in the first inning and so to have two warning track catches at the wall like that. I, you know what, at least at that point, I knew, okay, I can get up and go to the

5:08.3

kitchen, make my dinner because this bet's done. And I'll say this and this is going on a little bit of a tangent because no one has brought this up recently. But we're at the point of the summer where it's like, I just really want football to be back. And I find myself missing college football. I love NFL, but college

5:27.0

football I missed the most because of the chaotic energy. Like that is the chaotic energy sport because you have guys messing up and making mistakes that just leads to craziness. MLB, they're so fucking good. Every time that ball got hit in the outfield and the sun was like right on the edge and you're like

5:49.0

They should absolutely miss this catch and then they get it. It's a real big bummer I want to see more errors. I want to see more you know chaotic energy. So They're just too good the pros are too good the turns out the all-star game the baseball players playing the all-star game are pretty good at baseball They should they should just have two outfielders two outfielders and metal bats at least metal bats in the home run derby

6:05.6

Actually, you know what the one thing that the all-star game is really good for and the home run derby is The people that like to change rules the Mike Greenberg dumb rules. This is the best time of year for that I know during the home run derby you had a really good rule about just about the guys the kids that are out in the outfield Yes, yeah, so the kids in the outfield we saw one of them get just absolutely smoked by a

6:26.5

Vlad-E line drive and it made me think. that are out in the outfield? Yes, yeah. So the kids in the outfield, we saw one of them get just absolutely smoked

6:26.3

by a Vlad-E line drive.

6:29.1

And it made me think, it was thinking about it before,

6:31.7

but when someone gets hit with a ball, I wanna laugh, right?

6:35.4

I wanna laugh, it's funny.

6:36.9

I wanna see injuries, they're funny,

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