Sam and Pete on Marriage and Kids...
Staying Relevant
Staying Relevant
4.9 • 6.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
This week the boys pass on some pretty big life advice to 20 year olds up and down the country. They deliberate when they truly peaked, the age they’d happily stay forever, and whether things actually improve with time… or if it’s all downhill from here. We'll leave that for you to decide.
We hear their hopes and dreams for the future as well as their biggest regrets along the way.
Things take a swift turn as we hear their biggest relationship deal breakers and what would truly make them run for the hills - Sam slightly misses the mark with this one, but that's why we love him.
We find out whether the boys REALLY want marriage and kids and how they'd best describe themselves under pressure. Turns out they don't do so well under pressure.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Staying Relevant, the bonus episode. |
| 0:04.4 | Hosted by me, Sam Thompson and our very own, Peter, James, Jonathan Joseph, Wicks. |
| 0:11.6 | By the way, my voice still does hurt a little bit, so I sound down, but I'm not down. |
| 0:16.9 | Cool. |
| 0:18.7 | This episode will contain swearing. |
| 0:22.1 | If you don't like it, go fuck yourself. |
| 0:23.3 | As always, this is the bonus episode, which means it's Thursday. |
| 0:27.0 | You'll be able to watch this on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel from 5pm on Sunday. |
| 0:30.5 | And then Monday's main episode, which came out audibly on the Monday. |
| 0:34.7 | You can now watch on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel as of 5pm yesterday, |
| 0:38.4 | which was Wednesday, which means you can catch us on a... Monday. Wednesday. Thursday, |
| 0:44.0 | Sunday. Well, if I hadn't started that, you weren't going to do anything just then. I was |
| 0:47.6 | gulping water. None of you decides to get involved. Make sure you rape reviews all of that crap. If you want to get involved in the bonus episode, because this is mainly about you guys, then email the worst email address in the world, which is hello at sr productions.co.com. Shall we get straight into it? Let's get into an email from Steve. He's gone, hey boys. |
| 1:27.5 | Okay, I don't think Steve said it like that, but we're going with it anyway. Hey, Steve. Hey, boys. Keen to get your take. My wife is insisting that we host a barbecue and has got the garden furniture out because it hits 17 degrees once last week. Has British summertime started? thoughts on Brits all basking topless in public parks after one flicker of sunlight. |
| 1:31.8 | Tell me I'm not going to be crazy by thinking this is a bit far. |
| 1:35.5 | Well, Steve, you are not crazy, my friend. |
| 1:42.2 | I have a real dislike. |
| 1:46.1 | Shock. |
| 1:47.7 | For people wandering around with their tits hanging out the minute there was a bit of sunshine in the UK. |
| 1:57.8 | It's just so unnecessary when you tuck the t-shirt in the back of your fucking jeans and just wander around you know what i mean like you'd be there in vicky park hide park doing whatever else and it is a sam thing because i don't know if you've noticed uh if you've seen his instagram has been back in the gym we can all see when he's got his arms as tightly pressed to his body as possible and he looks like he's jacked. I mean, you are jacked. I must say, you do look big. Yeah, go on. Just show the guns again. They like it when you do it. Go on. We need to, yeah. No, no, no, just do a bicep one because no, because I look like, there you go. Yeah, no, I don't want to, I don't want to do it fucking come on |
| 2:35.3 | um |
| 2:36.4 | dishycloths are available |
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