171: Alan Carr on Traitors goss and his best night out with Adele!
Staying Relevant
Staying Relevant
4.9 • 6.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Alan Carr joins us on the pod and it's about as chaotic as you would imagine...
From his “pussy free” Scottish castle and brand new royal title, to the behind-the-scenes chaos of The Traitors, he spills it all.
He relives his iconic “I'm a Faithful!” moment, the dramatic murder of Paloma Faith (and the awkward phone call afterwards), as well as an awkward encounter with Sam's hero, Stephen Fry.
Alan discusses how Adele planned his wedding and flew him to Vegas to see Celine Dion, and he teases the funniest series yet of Last One Laughing UK.
Plus: Alan’s savage impression of Pete and Sam, and his obsession with Four in a Bed, Coach Trip, and Come Dine with Me.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to a podcast hosted by two best friends. It's staying relevant with me, Sam Thompson, |
| 0:05.9 | and Peter James Jonathan Joseph Wicks. As always, this episode will contain swearing. If you |
| 0:13.6 | don't like it, go f*** yourself. This is a main episode, which means it's Monday. You'll be |
| 0:18.0 | able to hear this audibly, and then you'll be able to watch it on YouTube from Wednesday at 5pm |
| 0:21.6 | on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel. And then we'll be doing a bonus episode, which comes out on a Thursday, audibly, which you can watch on a Sunday from 5pm on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel, which means that you can catch us on a... On a Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and a Sunday. Ow! Make sure you rape reviewed all of that sort of stuff. Sam's just kicking the furniture. |
| 0:39.8 | Sorry. |
| 0:40.6 | Because he's set in a different place. Thursday and a Sunday. Out. Make sure you rape with you, do all of that sort of stuff. |
| 0:38.7 | Sam's just kicking the furniture. |
| 0:40.0 | Sorry. |
| 0:40.5 | Because he's sat in a different place today for a special reason, |
| 0:43.2 | because we've got a guest. |
| 0:44.2 | We do indeed. |
| 0:45.5 | Oh. |
| 0:48.2 | On your own? |
| 0:50.0 | There's no need for you to do that. |
| 0:53.2 | There we go. |
| 0:53.8 | If you haven't guessed who that is, |
| 0:55.4 | it's Alan Carr, everybody. Hello, everyone. Hello, everyone. You're right. What a bloody pleasure. I'm regretting wearing this cardigan. It gets very often, isn't it? It gets hot and I'm sweating. Look at that. Look at my hair. It's gone like a Brazilian. and |
| 1:09.5 | I'd sort of like a landing strip |
| 1:10.8 | It has a land |
| 1:11.6 | I mean |
| 1:12.1 | I didn't think |
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