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🗓️ 15 May 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. |
0:03.4 | Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
0:06.1 | Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you. |
0:11.3 | It's Jordan Jesse Go. |
0:12.4 | I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart. |
0:14.9 | Jordan Morris, rich with chips. |
0:17.1 | Well, Jordan, look. |
0:21.5 | I'm a generous man. |
0:23.0 | What can I say? |
0:24.4 | You make it rain chips on your good friends. |
0:27.8 | I take care of my friends, Jordan, in the form of chips ordered from Walmart.com. |
0:32.7 | I'm up there shaking my ass on the pole, and you're there showering me with pringles mingles. |
0:38.6 | Okay. |
0:39.0 | So recently on Jordan Jesse Go. |
0:41.6 | Just no touching, okay? |
0:42.7 | Hands to yourself. |
0:43.8 | Got it. |
0:46.3 | There are no chips in the champagne room. |
0:48.6 | Sure. |
0:48.9 | I, Jordan, not long ago on this very program, a certain type of chip came up, of which you were a big fan. |
0:57.9 | I went on to the internet to order those chips for you, to have them sent to your home. |
1:02.6 | I think specifically the ones we were talking about were hot wing ruffles. |
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