Give a little time for the child within you.

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jesse Thorne, Jordan Morris and Jordan, Jesse Goh! Welcome to the Darkie Go! Welcome to the Dark Carnival.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart.

Whoop, I'm Jordan Morris.

Boy, detective.

For the folks listening at home...

I know.

There is the urge not to say anything about it.

But for those listening on audio, Jesse and I are wearing perfect juggalo makeup.

We, I literally, so Jordan had this idea.

Jordan said we should wear juggalo makeup, to which I for some reason said, okay.

And then I was charged with finding us a juggalo makeup artist.

We didn't have enough bath salts to pay them.

I literally went on Reddit and posted on R slash juggalo,

weird request butt, dot, dot, dot, dot, and tried to convince a juggalo makeup artist to come here.

Then we tried to get a real makeup artist to come here.

And in the end, as you can see, we did it ourselves.

And I have new respect for the juggalo's. Yeah.

Because mine looks bad.

Let me just say, whatever else is going on with them,

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