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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Salon Writes the Most Unhinged Article Ever about the NY Punchings, & Escort Says Men Don't Want her Because she's 'Successful'

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2024

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Ryan is the SICKEST man in comedy! a big gal claims men are intimidated to ask her out because she’s “too hot” and a bizarre initiation ritual for British soldiers in Kenya SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use promo code BOYSCAST50 for 50% off your order Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Butcherbox - go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for $20 off your order Bakscape - Go to http://bakscape.com/boyscast for 25% off your order ON TOUR: Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, Auckland NZ: July 24, SYDNEY: July 25, Melbourne July 27, Brisbane: July 31, Perth: Aug 1 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Now there who'll say that men and women can't be friends because the man will always try to make a move on her and as a man that's almost exclusively friends with women I want to say that this rhetoric is dangerous.

0:11.0

Very much and just recently a platonic female friend of mine's boyfriend

0:14.6

Dave was making a similar claim just because I pick her up and drive her to work

0:18.6

when he's not able to and listen and support her when she's having relationship issues.

0:23.0

Plaonic friendship?

0:24.0

Look and even if I did attempt to smash,

0:26.0

once she set those boundaries, I just left the edible arrangements on the floor

0:30.0

and went back to platonically listening to her complaints about day.

0:32.8

Keeping it above board.

0:33.9

When I got fired for my job, I didn't want to lose the incredible banter I had

0:37.0

with one of my coworkers.

0:38.1

Marjorie so I asked her to a platonic lunch,

0:40.6

walked her home, tried to kiss, okay, so in that situation I did actually try to make a move.

0:46.0

But I'm sure there are hundreds of examples to the contrary.

0:48.0

I also have a lady that I'm becoming quite close with at the dog park.

0:51.0

Husband travels a lot and needs a a friend come to think of a did

0:54.0

send her a picture of me showering though and have not seen her at the park since and I

0:57.8

will state sending a naked picture does not necessarily mean that you are making

1:02.1

a move.

1:02.6

Well, tell that to her insecure husband,

1:04.0

because in this man's mind, everything is a move.

1:06.4

And he's even sent me threatening messages

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